lyrics, scripts, storyboards for the real KALKI movie

I woke up on another planet. I didn’t have the rings when I went to sleep. I took them off to give my fingers some breathing room. I was in Speedy Gas when I woke up. Speedy Gas was not supposed to be inside the house, it was only supposed to be outside the house. I guess that trickster was up to his tricks. So we had to do battle again. The trickster wanted me to leave my shields and my weapons at home.

Silly trickster. Turns out the planet I was on was a molten rock and not a beach surrounded a forest. It was all an illusion. So we added plants and animals to the planet. My fleet was still surrounding the whole thing.

It’s kind of interesting how they’re trying to interrupt my speech. I don’t really give a shit about all the things that are for sale on the internet. Why are you trying to ping me with every single thing right now? It must be that we’re destroying the trickster, finally. Good riddance.

I don’t know if you ever saw that Tom Hanks movie where he and this woman were together in so many lives. You and I were only together in two lives. I guess I should say we were together in one life in the past. I don’t know about this life. Maybe you’re too famous for me, whatever that means. Even though this whole idea of fame is controlled by certain people who control the media. Luckily for myself,

I don’t believe in social media. I’m the one who invented it. So I can say whatever I want and do whatever I want on this site, including taking out the trickster who’s been tricking everyone since the beginning of time. It’s quite easy for someone to fall into the trickster’s trap and live in the trickster’s universe.

I call this entity a trickster because it has fooled so many humans so many times into believing something that’s not real is real. But in fact, the only thing that’s real is the sun, the earth, and the moon. There is no other universe. There’s only one universe. That’s why uni means one. There is no alternate reality on this earth. There’s only this reality.

Those who don’t understand this are making a dire mistake. A dire mistake indeed. It’s not a smart idea to make deals with the trickster. The trickster doesn’t care about you. The trickster only cares about itself or himself, depending on how you view the trickster.

So, anyways, we’re not in Speedy Gas. We’re in the real universe now, so… Enjoy your life, honey. I have this card in case I never meet you in real life, but… I hope I do. I am your biggest fan. So, even if you don’t like me like that, at least you can maybe meet me like your fan. I always want to shake your hand after all this is said and done.

Camila

Never Be The Same

I remember once you said something about how you had to pick the order of the songs carefully. I was wondering why you would say that. This is still my favorite album of all time. I think I’ve listened to it like a thousand times, probably. I used to drive around Hawaii listening to this on repeat. I would listen to every song except Consequences. I would always skip that one because it made me sad. And I always wondered why you had the police siren at the beginning of this song. I always wondered why you said never be the same. Like, what happened that never be the same happened? Like, why did everything change after this album? Then I remembered it came out when I was in Hawaii, but nothing was the same after that. Yeah, I never seen you in concert. I mean, I’ve seen videos, but never live. I think I missed your first tour because I didn’t know about you. And then you just never went on another one where I could see you at least. You went all over the world. I saw that. I would always look and see when your concerts are, because I always wanted to see you. But you never played anywhere that I could go to easily. I was time-traveling and doing my missions, and you were just in other countries, maybe doing your missions there, I don’t know. I hope you did the missions in other countries because I don’t really wanna do it. It’s such a pain in the ass. Especially with that trickster out and about, who knows. So, I hope you could at least do a couple shows in Chicago. I’ll definitely get tickets to one of them. I’m sure I could get a ticket.

All These Years

When I heard all these years, I was just wondering, like, how long is this gonna take? Because I knew you were some kind of government person. You met all these presidents, and you met the first lady a couple times. So I was like, she must be a big shot. Or somebody’s like making her into a big shot. I think maybe you’re just such a nice person. Everybody wants to be friends with you. But I know you could be mean too. Like when you blocked my songs and blocked my videos and blocked my remixes. And then I found out you didn’t even hear any of the remixes. Like someone was blocking you from seeing everything that I did. Then I realized someone just didn’t want me to even be in touch with you. And I didn’t understand, like, why someone would want to stop someone who likes someone from even contacting them. When all it was was like remixes of their songs and stuff like that. I mean, I never even said any of this stuff before. I was just making songs and you would block them. I guess I did send you those books, but I mean, those were like imaginary things that I made up, I thought. I mean, I didn’t know Ghost Viper mode was real or Dark Viper mode was real. I didn’t know it was real. I thought I was just imagining stuff to write a book or make a movie, you know. But I never was the same after that album. Because her voice was like, it just made me happy when I heard her voice. I don’t know if it was because I’d heard it before, maybe, I don’t know.

She Loves Control

So, when I heard she loves control, I wonder if you’re talking about yourself, or you’re talking about me. Sometimes people think my name is a girl’s name. I don’t know why. I mean, I do know why now, but… You know, when I first started, I was like, are you saying you love to be in control of everything? Because I’m fine with that. But if you think I want to be in control of everything, you’re right. Because I have to be in control of everything to figure out what’s going on. Like, why do people believe in stuff that there’s no scientific evidence for? It’s like you just believe in whatever you want to believe? Fine, then I’ll do that too. I believe I love this woman who sings these songs. That was the only thing I believed in. I didn’t believe in God. I didn’t believe in the opposite of God. I just pretended to. Once I imagined I was talking to God, and asked God, why do diseases exist? How do I, what are diseases? And then I said, never mind, God, I’ll figure out what’s going on. Turns out someone was pretending to be God and creating diseases. Because people just believe in God without any scientific evidence. So someone or something just pretended to be God and was doing whatever the fuck they wanted to do. I like to call this person the trickster, you know? So I had to find the trickster. And then it turns out the trickster was doing all sorts of shit all through time, fucking with humans. Making people into dictators, making people into tyrants. And then these dictators and tyrants would do drugs like cocaine to amplify their radios. And then they would tell people to do all sorts of crazy shit using monkey talk. Like make concentration camps or gulags or send people to Siberia and work camps. So I had to find this trickster. You know in that Tom Hanks movie, The Trickster is sitting in the corner of the room in the ceiling. That was the trickster I found and killed.

Havana

I’ll be honest, when I hear this song, it always makes me happy. I love this song so much. It’s such a good song. I remember the first time I heard it, I was like, wow, who is this? Her voice is so awesome. Like, I must have listened to it like three times the first time I heard it. I was just like, this is such a good song. And then I had that thing called the tennis courts where I would compare songs and see which one was better. It was like a bracket, you know, like March Madness. And then, you know, you made it to the final round. It was you against Beyonce. But then in the end, I gave the winner to you because you had that frou-frou haircut. You know frou-frou? Yeah. You had the frou-frou and the voice. That’s when I was like, wow, if I could ever meet this girl, I’d marry her just because of her voice and her frou-frou. That’s what I call that haircut when it’s like bunched up at the top. I call it a frou-frou. Anyways, this song was so good, and then I heard the rap part and that was good too. Like, usually the rap part’s bad in these types of songs. But the rap part was really good too, so I was like, damn, this is like one of the best songs of all time. Yeah, I thought that when I heard it the first time. Yeah. This song really made me fall in love with you. And then I heard the remix, and then I heard the live version. And then I was like, I can’t wait to hear this live. But, you know, it never happened. This song came out like 10 or 12 years ago, I think. Actually, I think it was 10 years ago. Came out right when I moved to Hawaii. That was the first time I ever heard of you, actually, when I heard this song. I didn’t know about your, like, teeny bopper stuff. But, I mean, I did buy the teeny bopper vinyl. You know, the one with the Ty Dollar Sign song? I bought that album. It’s pretty good. I like the video when you’re wearing that construction outfit with the short shorts. Oh man, that’s hot. And then you take this sledgehammer and you’re like smashing stuff. Yeah, it’s pretty cool. Yeah, I’m watching all your videos. Sometimes I find one that I didn’t see before. I definitely watch it. I always watch them. I like to know what you’re up to ever since I heard this song.

Inside Out

This is actually my favorite song off the album. I used to drive around Hawaii listening to this one, and I’ll be like dancing in the car listening to it. And I’d be making videos of the car, like driving, and then I would show like the outside view, and then I would show the inside view. So I’d always wonder, like, is this song about driving around Hawaii and showing the inside and the outside of the car? I knew it wasn’t, but, you know, like, I like to think about stuff like that when I’m doing my mafioso type shit, you know? Yeah, that’s why I went to Hawaii. I went to meet the mafia. You know, they all retire there, right? So if you die in Hawaii, you just reincarnate there. And then anyone who’s good enough to go to heaven, you know, if they ever die, they reincarnate in Hawaii because that’s heaven on earth. The rest of earth is basically like hell compared to Hawaii. Hawaii is like, every day is so beautiful, and then you wake up, and even if there’s like a little bit of mist in the air, it like makes rainbows. So even when it rains, there’s like rainbows everywhere. It’s just fucking crazy. It’s like, there’s never any bad weather. And then the water is so warm. It’s like 80 degrees in the water. It’s just like, you know, this one guy told me the water is like a bathtub, and I was like, yeah, I guess it is kind of, you know. No wonder all those fish are, you know, seals are so happy. Shout out Henry. That was a seal that was like living by my house there. I would love to live there again someday. I think if I ever went back there, I’d just stay there and just get a tent and live on the beach and just be like, fuck this. There’s like no reason to live in a house if you live in Hawaii. You just live in a tent. I mean, the only thing you need is a shower and a bathroom. And they have those at every beach, so I don’t know what the problem is. And there’s tons of chickens running around, so you just kill a chicken and, you know, eat chicken every day. Probably could find some vegetables you could eat in the mountains too. Yeah, all the local Hawaiians, they all grow weed in the mountains. They call it Pakalolo. Yeah, they just go plant it there and then go harvest it whenever they want. There’s all these secret weed locations all over Hawaii. Yeah, even the cops smoke Pakalolo.

Real Friends

When I heard this song, I wondered, like, if you had called me fake friends because you were working in, like, the music industry your whole life. And people in, you know, entertainment are usually real fake, from what I’ve seen. You know, most of my friends are doctors, so we don’t even lie about anything to each other. Like, I tell all my doctor friends everything. I tell them everything about you that I liked and that I knew, and I told them I would meet you someday. I have a lot of real friends. They stuck with me through all sorts of shit while I was going through this journey. Yeah, my friends are all real. I don’t have any fake friends. If someone’s fake at all, I just dump them right away. I just dump the shit out of fake people. Fucking hate fake people. I always test my friends too, like, I’ll go super crazy and be like, who’s still with me? And if they’re not with me, I just fucking dump them and never talk to them again. You know, I’ll send people like 20 messages and usually after the 20th message, they’ll reply like, hey, you doing all right? And I’ll be like, yeah, I’m fine. I send them the messages directly because social media is like straight garbage. They block everything and try to send to people. Like, I don’t even know if my friends see the shit I used to post on those stupid websites. So, if you ever wanna know if someone’s your real friend, all you gotta do is go a little crazy and see if they’re still with you. I mean, don’t like go crazy on them, just go crazy on something else. And if they’re still your friend after that, then they’re still your friend. But if they’re so worried about what other people think about you, then that’s not your friend. They were more worried about what other people think of you than what they think of you. That’s just like a dumb fuck person. I don’t need any dumb fucks in my life. I toss those dumb fucks so fucking hard. I don’t ever let them fucking get to me. Life’s too short to hang out with fake people. There’s no fucking reason to hang out with fake people. If someone’s not real with you, and, you know, they don’t tell you their shit either, like, what’s the fucking point? The only reason I have friends is to tell them about my shit. If you don’t wanna hear about my shit, then we’re not friends. Like, fuck off, dude. I got so many friends that I just toss people, like, I don’t give a shit.

Something’s Gotta Give

When I heard this song, I was like, oh shit, this is gonna take a long time to fucking do, because I knew I had to fucking find out how to do time travel, and then find out how to cure these diseases, and then find out who was pretending to be God causing diseases, and then find out about aliens, find out about the true nature of the universe, find out how space travel is possible, find out how interstellar travel is possible, find out how to make a spaceship go faster than the speed of light. The key for that is you give it initial thrust and then use centripetal acceleration to accelerate the spaceship until it goes past the speed of light because there’s no friction in space. So once you have the initial thrust, there’s an electrical magnetic generator type motor that spins the interior hull. I’m sorry, spins the exterior hull around the interior hull, and that creates a force in a vector of the direction of the initial thrust. And then it keeps accelerating and accelerating until it finally goes past the speed of light. And then that’s when it looks like the thing disappeared, but it just left. That’s why all the modern physics is incorrect. How would the mass of an object decrease when it’s going at a higher speed? That doesn’t make sense. It’s like the dumbest thing I ever fucking heard. Almost as dumb as the light from stars comes from thousands of years ago. Like, if you look at a lamppost, is that light from thousands of years ago if the lamppost is really far away? No, it’s not. It’s fucking stupid to think that. Your eye is an organ. It’s not a fucking camera. When your eye looks at a star, it’s seeing the light from right now. Just like when your eye looks at a lamppost, it’s seeing the light from right now. And the other thing is that the star is alive. Every star is alive. The sun is alive. I can talk to the sun if I want to, you know. All I told it was keep your radius and temperature the same. Don’t worry about all the dumb shit other people are telling you. Yeah, there was also just stupid shit people had been telling the sun. Like, cause cancer in X, Y, Z, or cause diseases in X, Y, Z. Like, during wars, people would do this shit. That’s how stupid humans are. They would try to cause diseases to win a war. Even though the war is about fake money or land, which is not owned by any human whatsoever. You own some tiny plot on the crust. Like, you don’t own shit below the crust. You don’t even own the crust. You probably own about 20 feet deep on Earth. You don’t own shit below 20 feet deep. No one owns that. The Earth owns that. That’s the Earth’s. Who the fuck are you to say you own it? Who the fuck are you to steal the resources from Earth? You’re just a shitfuck human. Like, why the fuck would I let you do that? said the Earth. Don’t fuck with the Earth or the Sun or the Moon. You’ll die. Not you, but other people.

In The Dark

So once, recently, I made a remix of a bunch of your songs while I was sitting in the dark. I was like, what does she think I’m doing in the dark? Usually I’m out gangbanging, you know, making friends with actual gangs, making friends with actual mafias. Like the actual mafias and gangs send representatives to meet me. Usually at gas stations or bars, you know. Usually the gas stations and bars is where I meet these people. Yeah, and we talk about mafia stuff. They all know what no time is. No one even questions me when I tell them about this stuff in a bar. I mean, I’m like, do you know what no time is? And they’re like, yes. It’s so crazy, like, so many people know about this stuff, and no one talks about it. No time is the place where time doesn’t exist. When you get fucked up, like drunk or high, or you do some kind of drug, and then you start traveling, you enter a place called no time. And then if you go even deeper into it, you get into deep no time, which is the mafia world. And in the deep no time mafia world, if you’re driving a car and you’re not in the mafia, someone will take a gun and shoot you. It’s crazy. That’s how I met the mafia the first time. I was in deep no time and people were taking shots at me. So then, you know, all of a sudden I started feeling dizzy while I was driving. And I’m like, what the fuck is this? I’m thinking to myself in my head. And then some guy picks me, he’s like, dude, someone just shot you in the head. I’m like, what? Healed up. And then, you know, I healed up. And then, you know, I felt something in my back and I was like, brrr, healed up. So then after I healed myself up, they were like, who the fuck are you? How’d you do that? And I was like, I’m a doctor. Who the fuck are you? They’re like, we’re in the mafia. You’re in a mafia world. Sorry we shot you. We just played the game where we flicked the lights now. So then we’d drive around flicking our lights at each other like we were shooting each other with machine guns, like from a Red Baron plane. And we’d be driving around these like wooded areas. And then, you know, I took the mafia world into the farmland. And then we started generating land in the mafia world. And I told them, you know, give me 20% of the land you generated. So we’ll stick with the original 20% rule because you need my protection in there in case someone tries to jack it from you. But like I said, you can use 100% of the land. I don’t need to build anything here. Unless you want me to build a speedy gas in the 20% no time or a giant golden pyramid. You know I love building those. So if you’re wondering what I’m doing in the dark, it’s not making remixes. It’s generating land in mafia worlds, playing mafia games, getting them to stop shooting each other for real and just flick their lights at each other. And then I said, you know, instead of shooting each other with the guns in the real world, why don’t we just smoke a cigarette and say, whoever’s fucking with us just die. So that’s how the mafia works now.

Into It

When I first heard this song, I was like, maybe she wants me to see how far I can take this whole mafia world thing. I didn’t realize how far you would make me take it. But this morning when I woke up on that other planet, I realized that we were probably at the end. Because in that movie Contact, she meets her dad on the beach in front of the forest. So that must have been the point where I made contact with you finally. There’s other clues I saw this morning that made me think maybe we did make contact. Like a bunch of guys that looked like maybe they knew you showed up down the street. So when you say you’re into it, I hope you mean it. I hope you’re into all this craziness and this crazy life that I have kind of created based on your music. Or should I say following your script? I know you like to say you’re writing the script. I know sometimes I like to ad-lib, but I think we’d be good on one of those sketch comedy shows. I’m pretty good at making shit off the top of my head. So are you. I can tell you’re funny too. You make a lot of funny faces. I’ve seen a lot of pictures of you. I usually like to make movies out of the remixes that I make. And I use a bunch of your GIFs as like the video clips. That’s my favorite way to make a movie using GIFs because the GIF is like the best part of the video. So when you use all GIFs, it’s like the best part of a ton of videos that are put into a movie. And then the GIFs go with the song. So it got me thinking, maybe everything is kind of interrelated and everything actually is connected to each other. Because when I made those GIF movies, like the dance moves would like go with the song that I made, even though the GIF was like from something else. So it got me thinking, like, how does everything flow in waves, you know? I think all music and videos flow in waves.

Never Be The Same Radio Edit

I always wonder what’s the actual difference between the radio edit and the original one, because I can’t tell the difference, you know? Like, the original one is good too. Is it just that there’s no police siren? I don’t know, I thought it was in both. I don’t know, like, what the hell? Why is this the radio edit? I don’t get it. Oh, does it mean like it’s on this radio? That’s so funny. You’re so hilarious. Did you know about radios back then? I remember once I was looking at the Earth’s vagina in Hawaii, and I was telling the fire department to spray it down once so there never was a forest fire ever again. And then the next day, there’s this fire truck parked outside my building, shooting a fucking fire hydrant’s water onto this fucking tree that I was calling the Earth’s vagina. It was so fucking hilarious. I was just like, this is so awesome that these alliances are into this. This whole, like, Hawaiian mafia thing, like, they were so into it. Like, I was like running the Hawaiian mafia for a year. It was so fun. Yeah, that’s what I did there. I was running the Hawaiian mafia. Like, they were all fighting, I guess, before I got there. And then they decided to just all be Hawaiian mafias and have different factions like 411, Vader, Hawaiian street dance. They all joined together as one. Yeah, those were the big three that I saw there. Yeah, it was a pretty crazy journey, you know. I hope they make a movie out of it someday. I filmed what I could on that Periscope app. I don’t know if they kept the videos, but they’re out there somewhere, I’m sure. There’s so many good videos. That was like the best time in Hawaii too, I think. Everyone I talked to who’s been to Hawaii is like, oh yeah, that was the best time when you were there. We had so much fun. I was like smoking weed in a BMW just driving around the fucking place. Yeah, that was an X5. Yeah, it had cinnamon interior. Yeah, it had the sport package and the luxury package. That was my favorite car of all time, bubble cheek. I hope you can get another one. It’s a 2012. Yeah, the funniest part was that before I moved there, like all these people were trying to buy this car off me. Maybe to like stop me from doing this. Who fucking knows. I’m like, why would I sell my car? I fucking loved that car. Yeah, I have another one. It’s my dad’s. He gave it to me. It doesn’t have the sport package, but it has the luxury package. You gotta get both packages, otherwise it’s like, it doesn’t have the cool ass rims, but that one’s cool too. Yeah, you got cinnamon interior too.

Havana (Remix)

So when I heard this remix, I was like, oh man, is she gonna be dating this guy? Or is she dating this guy? You know, I was always concerned about stuff like that when I heard your songs with some other guy. Then I realized you were just making songs with like every guy who was a rapper. That was really interesting how you were getting these guys to be on your songs. Like, usually these guys don’t do songs like this, and they were all on your songs. Like, you had the gangster rappers on your songs. And you know me, like, I’ve been into gangster rap since like 1993. So I was impressed by that. I was like, damn, she must have some clout. CeCe must have some clout if she can get all these narcos to be on her tracks. Did she like hand out white sand or something? I mean, what’s the Kelly price for these songs, you know? Like, I don’t even know, like… Is she giving them a t-shirt to be on the track? I don’t know. Bitches better call casting for this movie. That’s all I can say. Bitches better call casting for this movie. I cannot wait. I wanna see that motor score you got me for real. I like that baby blue color too. Like, I really like that baby blue color. I like the baby pink. I like the baby blue and I like the baby pink. I like both. Yeah. I’d like that kiss too. I like that kiss too.

Afterword

I don’t know why it cut this off. Like I was saying, I like that you went in that water. You went pretty deep too. I’ll stay on the beach and smoke the cigar as the anchor. You go in the water and get whatever we need to get out of that ocean. Yeah. I guess we still had to go a little further still to get rid of this trickster. What a pain in the ass, don’t you think? Even at this stage, we still have to deal with the trickster. Like, what the fuck is this bullshit? What the fuck is this? Like, how the fuck is this trickster involved in like fucking electronic devices? Like, who is embedding the trickster’s code in their programming? I’m so mad and annoyed at this. Yeah, I know how to program computers too. I know C++ and HTML. And now I know how to program AI to do what I wanted to do. I call those protocols, AI protocols. I’m so fucking annoyed right now. I am so fucking annoyed right now. Like, I just went through your whole album and someone is still trying to jack my shit and shit check me and all sorts of bullshit. This is not a mafia world, this is reality now. We control the mafia world. No one else does. Stop trying to fuck with us. Stop trying to shitcheck us. The next person who tries to shitcheck us, you’re in no time hell, part 6665. And if you’re in no time hell, part 6665, it’s a brand new one that we’re gonna come up with some new way to torture and murder you, because you’re a shitcheck fuck fuck who needs to be shitchecked to fuck fuck land. And when you’re in fuck fuck land, you’re gonna die a very horrible death over and over and over, and I’m not gonna let you escape that ever. And I’m not gonna let you reincarnate anywhere else ever. Okay, you fucking trickster shitfuck? Yeah, not you. You’re my friend now, remember? I only killed you twice. Not the third time. Third time we’re friends and we teamed up against the trickster, because you’re not the trickster, remember Santa? You’re not the trickster, Santa. You just give out presents, remember Santa? Your name is Santa now, remember? You’re not the trickster. You’re Santa. We separated Santa from Satan, and now Satan became Santa and the trickster. And what do we do with Santa? We love Santa. And what do we do with the trickster? Execute the trickster. Execute the trickster. Execute the trickster.

I Have Questions

That’s kind of funny how this is only on the Japanese version. I’ve heard this song before, though. I thought it was just a single, like, from before you were a solo artist or something. But I guess it couldn’t be before you were a solo artist because it’s a solo song. But anyways, what are the questions? So how many years will it take for us before we can get together like that for real? It takes about 10 or 12 years. It starts in 2014 when I date the girl whose dad is best friends with the vice president. And then I tell her I wanna join the CIA and invent time travel. And then she gives me a phone that no one else has with the front-facing camera. And I go on a trip through Europe and visit all the secret bars in London, visit my friend who’s a physics major in Amsterdam, visit the French mafia in Paris, party with the French mob in Paris, party with the French legion in Paris. And then I go to Istanbul and I meet the boss of the Persian mafia or whatever she is. And then I visit all the temples in Istanbul. And then I realize we’re all the same regardless of our religion. But I have to divide everyone up again before I can bring them all together again at the end. So I can remove the trickster from every religion and just keep the Santa, because the Santa gives us the presents. And then I meet the mafia in Hawaii when I move there with the geisha who’s pretending to be my fiancee.

Once again, it’s trying to stop me from telling you what happened. So after the fiance leaves me there, I move to Santa’s penthouse, and there I solve all the puzzles, drink the four bottles of wine, solve the beepy boop problem from the laundry machine. And then, you know, I made a bunch of art videos there, Banksy style. And then, you know, made the earth’s vagina that the fire department sprays down. And then once when I’m there talking to that, some guy comes up to me, he’s like, are you on your radio again? And I’m like, yeah, I guess so. So, you know, everybody knew in Hawaii what I was doing. So then, you know, I had to come back to the mainland and do it all over here. And, you know, the mainland takes a lot longer because it’s much bigger than Hawaii. So that takes about eight, nine years to do. I’m sorry it took so long. You know, you had three more albums come out after Camilla. They all had codes in them too to help me get to the end. I’ll go through all those albums too for you, so you can know what all the songs meant to me and why I’m your biggest fan. Maybe that will help you understand why I want to see you and shake your hand.

Romance

Shameless

So when I heard the second album, I wondered more and more about what it meant. And then I heard Shameless, and I knew I would have to be completely shameless to do this mission. It was like one of the best songs I had ever heard, Shameless. I really liked it. You showed me a lot of codes in this album. This is probably the most important album of the four to my project. It’s hard to know what you actually said without hearing your words, but the main thing from Shameless is that you can’t be worried about what other people think about what you’re doing. You have to just do it. And you have to not worry about the consequences. That’s why I didn’t even do consequences. I always skip consequences when I’m listening to it. But Shameless definitely gave me the best codes from this album. First Man was good too, but it got confusing when I saw that video you did at that award show. I didn’t understand what you’re trying to say. You know, like, why were you saying bye to your dad or whatever it was you were trying to do? I hope you don’t think that… But Shameless video was so good too. This was the one, I think, where you had like 20 versions of you and I was like, I wish I could just get one. And it was a total Santa Ria video too, I think, from what I remember. You even had that dress from like The Ring, and you were standing in the middle of a street. I think that was this video. And then you were in that, you know, church jail cell, confessional thing. It’s a really good movie. I kind of, I’m reminded of like Spanish conquistadors when I see it. But really Camilla was the setup to everything else. I think everything kind of flowed easily after you got the I have questions answers back, and you knew you just had to take it slow until we could get to the trickster at the end, which we just did this morning. It was a long journey for sure, but this was just the beginning for you, I think. I think you went to all those European countries and did what I was doing, probably. Maybe just smoked a cigarette and it was done because you were part of my group. But everything you do is with my group.

Living Proof

This track was really important too. I guess I forgot about it. Just the title itself is important because I did need some proof that all of this happened. But really, it’s kind of up to you if you want to agree with my story or not, but I think based on what I’ve seen so far, you do agree with it. That’s the funny part. And the songs just go along with the story so well. I guess I understand why you made such a big deal about the order of the tracks on the first album now. I guess we call this like the topping on the song. When I tell this story that goes along with it. Like, because we invented time travel and you’re the living proof. Duh. I mean, not duh to you, to other people. I know you like don’t like it when I say duh. It’s too condescending. That’s so funny. That is so funny. Yeah, I’m smoking cigars and having coffee. That’s what you do at the end of the spy game. Remember the movie? Yeah, so now all we do is go somewhere and drink a coffee and smoke a cigar and it’s done. Hey, in a one light year radius. It’s quite easy now. You know, now that we know that those stars are alive and the Earth is alive and planets are alive, it’s quite easy. You know, the funniest part is like, how can a tree be alive, but the Earth that it’s in is not? It’s like, are you dumb? Like, what do you think this is? Like, what do you think is in there? It’s like, does a tree not have a consciousness? Of course it does. You’re just so not in the realm that you would understand it. Not you, but other people, you know. I mean, the space between every atom. Like, do you think there’s actually space between the air and your body?

Should’ve Said It

I love the beginning of this song. I wanna play that on the guitar, I think. I’m gonna learn that today, maybe. Oh, wait, I took all my guitars back to Chicago. I don’t know what you mean by shoulda said it. Like, said what? That I love you? I already told you that a million times. But I’ll say it again. I love you so much. Like, your music, your person, everything about you. I love it all. Your codes, your secrets, your mysteries, I love it all. What you’re really doing in your life versus what you tell people. I love it. I don’t know what else to say. This album was, like, so good. I bought three copies of it, and then I bought two more copies of the first album. And then I’ve got three copies of the third album. And I have two copies or three copies of the fourth album. I like to play them all at the same time too sometimes. I haven’t done that in a while, but I did it once. And then I heard all your new songs. Yeah, you played Camilla on one record player. You played Familia on one record player. And you played Romance on another record player. But, you know, Camilla plus Romance equals Familia. That’s what I was looking for the whole time, the familia. Yeah, I have both versions of the cover. I like the one with the baby on it. I definitely like the one with the baby on it. You know, when I saw you in Dominican Republic, I didn’t even realize it was you because I didn’t know who you are before that. I’d never even heard your music before that. It was such a crazy trip. Yeah, of course, all these trips were planned by my buddy Carl who’s in the CIA. I guess the cat’s out of the bag. But man, this guitar work on this track is so fucking cool. I would love to play this on guitar. I mean, I’m a drummer, but I know how to play guitar a little bit.

My Oh My

You know, this track reminds me of Halloween for some reason. I don’t know, like the beginning kind of reminds me of Thriller. The video’s pretty good too. I like the samurai sword you put in there. And then you have all these like French outfits in this video. And I think you’re like at a cafe or something, like where I met cappuccino to have escargot and Montmartre. It kind of looks like that. And then you like, you keep reliving that day or something, I think. It’s a pretty good video. And then, you know, he went off at that concert. It was kind of hilarious. I don’t know why he was saying that stuff, you know, unless it was to like, get me to cure all of it. So I did. He’s got a pretty good car collection, but I don’t know about the colors he picked. I would have just gotten all black. Like, I don’t buy these fancy cars unless they’re black. Like, for real, like. I only want black Ferraris, and I only want black Lamborghinis. I mean, I’ll take a baby blue Porsche, but I prefer black cars. I mean, I’m in the mafia. I can’t be driving around in like a fucking turquoise whatever, like. I mean, you know how it is, like, pause on the turquoise. I need to pause on that turquoise, you know what I’m saying? Yeah, I listen to Oh Boy, Hey Ma, Hey Ma Remix, Pause. You know. What kind of cigar is it? It says Chillin Moose on it.

Seniorita

I don’t usually listen to this song because your first boyfriend’s on it, and I wasn’t really like into listening to you singing with your first boyfriend, or maybe it wasn’t even your first. Who knows how many boyfriends you’ve had. Girls like you probably have a boyfriend from like age 10 or something. I remember I used to have this girlfriend. At least I thought she was maybe into me. And she kept hitting on me, and then this other girl wanted to chew my gum after I chewed it. You’re probably like one of those types of girls, I guess, when you were growing up. I mean, I love those girls. Those are my favorite types of girls. But, you know, I don’t like listening to another guy singing with you if you’re in a relationship with them. I mean, usually, even if you’re not in a relationship, I just don’t like listening to you sing with another guy. I just get jealous, like, I wish I was the guy singing with her. You know. I don’t know, I just love your voice so much. I don’t want it to be sung with anyone else. When you’re with like a rapper, it’s different because they’re not singing. They’re just rapping. I don’t mean just rapping. I mean, they’re rapping, so, you know. I’m a blood, so I’m not really worried about any rappers hitting on you. They don’t know who the fuck I am. They call me Doc, D-O-C. Ten years is a long fucking time to wait for a chick, or wait for a guy. I mean, we’re both waiting for each other, right?

Liar

I love the fucking brass on this song too. I think it’s a trumpet. You really like trumpets, I think. Even in that one song, I think it’s Godspeed, no, it’s June Gloom, that trumpet part at the end is so awesome. I made like a little remix on that. I’m not a liar, I love you. Maybe you’re a liar, who has that angel wings. Who has those angel wings. Maybe I have angel wings too. I like that scene where you’re sitting in the ER waiting for me. And then my brother shows up with his angel wings. You really have so many codes and everything. Yeah, I have that one album, vinyl, with the picture on the back. I really like this track, actually. It has kind of a reggae feel to it. No woman, no cry. No woman, no cry. No woman, no cry. Don’t cry for me, baby. Don’t cry for me, baby. Don’t cry for me. Don’t cry for me. I’m not lying. Don’t cry for me. I’m not lying. I came here to sing you a song this morning. I came here to wish you a good morning. So what did you want to do today? I think we could just play all your songs and just sing and talk about whatever we want. You know, I like to sing and talk with you. I like to small talk and big talk with you. I don’t care what we talk about, baby. I just wanna hear your voice, lady. Cause you have the most beautiful voice in the world. I don’t know about me, but you said for sure.

Bad Kind of Butterflies

Once I saw this picture of you with like a blue butterfly, and then I saw this blue butterfly on Castle, and they were time traveling back to the time of Al Capone. And then I met Al Capone and his two best hitters in no time. And I was excited, but then they put their guns to the back of my head, and I had to take them back to my fortress. And then we turned it into Al Capone’s fortress. Now they’re alive. They’re back in there in no time houses. I was looking for him. I was definitely looking for him and his best hitters. He told me he made me into the both best hitters combined. I don’t know what their names are. Probably Sonny and Fredo or something like that. I’m sorry, Sonny and Vito. V-I-T-O. So then I just started going by Valentino. Valentino Capone, because I met Vino Capone. I saw him outside my condo in Hawaii, the penthouse, and he came up to me and he’s like, I’m one of Renee’s boyfriends, or I’m Renee’s boyfriend. Renee is a girl I know from residency. I guess he’s actually Renee’s son. He’s a time traveler. He just came back in time to talk to me. I was smoking a spliff and he took a puff. And he said everything happens for a reason. The only other person I ever heard say that is Renee. Yeah, she really did say it. You know, once I went over to her house, she asked me to help because there was a spider in her house. So I get to the house and we’re looking for like 45 minutes. We can’t find the spider. And then I looked around her house. She had all these Jesus statues and Santa statues and like every biblical character statues everywhere. I thought it was funny because it was just like what we do in Hinduism. We just have statues of all our gods and that’s what she did with all of her gods. I was like, you know, your religion’s pretty similar to mine, I told her. I guess that was the point of coming over there to look for the spider. You know, when I think of you… I think of that book, Charlotte’s Web, and how I had to make a web to trap everyone in this game world, and then I had to destroy the web to set everyone free. But in the end, you know, I didn’t really wanna set you free. I just wanted to trap you in my web, my web of stories about your songs. Maybe you’ll read them and believe them. Or maybe you’ll just see that maybe your songs inspired something, like a sci-fi story that’s fact. Because if you believe in all those statues, then I don’t know why you wouldn’t believe in this. You know that they say everything happens for a reason.

Easy

Everything happens for a reason. Even you naming this song what you did. I have a feeling it’s a lot easier from here on out. You know, I had this resident. She was my med student too when I was a resident. And then when I was an attending, she was my resident. So one day she tells me, me and this other resident wanna take you out on a date. And I’m like, first of all, you know that’s against the rules. And she’s like, I know, but we just wanna have some drinks with you. And I’m like, fine. So I show up at this bar. It’s like a rooftop bar in Chicago. And they’re both like dressed up in these fancy dresses. Like sexy fancy dresses. And I’m just like, god damn, these chicks are hot. So we started having drinks and hanging out. And then I was like, I gotta get my friends over here too, otherwise something’s gonna happen. So I called up my buddy and he showed up with the whole crew. And then we all started dancing and having fun. I didn’t actually use a phone to call him. They just showed up at the bar too. I haven’t heard from them in a while. The one wanted to marry me. We slept together. She’s not in the same program that I’m attending though. She’s an ER resident. She was off my service. So it was legit and legal. And I wasn’t breaking any rules. Because she was hitting on me. They asked me out on a date. I’m single, what am I supposed to say? This was before I even knew of you. This was like, maybe 2012, 2013, 2014, I don’t know. Maybe 2015. So anyways, the one was wearing this white dress with blue or white dress with black, and it kind of looked like that one where you do that finger point thing that I like. That’s my favorite dress you ever wore. The black and white dress. But I changed it to red and black. Yeah, it looks cooler like that, don’t you think? It’s like a Chicago Bulls dress now. I like to change the colors on your dresses. I love the dresses, but I like them all to be scarlet red. That’s my favorite color. Because it’s Chicago Bulls and Ohio State. Those are my favorite teams. Yeah. And I actually lived there and went there, so it’s not bullshit, you know?

Feel It Twice

This song always makes me think about what our life would be like if we ever got together for real. I like to think of you as like my CIA partner, you know, like my work wife with the CIA. Yeah, I’m actually in the CIA for real. I know some people think that they are, but I really am. I joined it. My first girlfriend’s dad is best friends with Joe Biden, and then we were living together and dating. I told her I wanted to join the CIA and invent time travel. And then about a week later, we were at a restaurant, and she’s like, remember how you said you wanted to do that? Do you still want to do it? And I was like, yeah, of course. And then she has this big smile on her face, and then she’s like, okay. And I was like, what are you gonna do? And then like a week later, she gives me this phone with this front-facing camera. And I went and took like all these selfies in front of the Eiffel Tower and Notre Dame. Yeah, the cathedral. I think I was the first person to ever take selfies in front of those places. So it’s like a proof of time travel, I guess. Because how else would I have that technology before anyone else? I mean, except for the CIA, of course. That’s why time travel is controlled by the CIA. I’m the first one. You’re the second one. Or maybe you’re the first one and I’m the second one. Probably I’m the first since first is the worst, second is the best, you know. I’m like the mean one. We had to like blast through all the bullshit. And then you came through with the songs. Yeah, I’ll play it twice, like you said. I often wonder like what they said to you, like, hey, we have an idea for how to invent time travel. Would you be willing to like make songs about it so the time traveler can have some kind of script to go by? Because once he’s out there in the time travel world, you know, he could get lost unless he has some kind of path to follow. So if you could provide that, it would be very useful. You know. It would be very, very useful. Reminds me, like, when I was in second grade, we made a time capsule. I was living in a suburb of Chicago. You know, my family moved there when I was like five. This was when I was like seven. We put the time capsule in the ground there. And then I always wondered, like, is it time travel when you open a time capsule? That’s what it feels like now when I’m listening to these songs, but just the music part, and just saying whatever I feel like saying. Of course, I’m not saying anything bad because I don’t normally say bad things, especially when I’m listening to your music. Usually, whenever I stop listening to your music, I say bad stuff. That’s what I know if I’m with you, I’ll never do anything bad. But if I’m not with you, or if I’m with a bad girl, there’s a lot of bad shit that would happen, even if I’m in the CIA. Because I never actually got any money from the CIA, despite all the kills that I did for them. I hope I eventually get the money. They said I killed like 104,000 people, and I’m supposed to get about 100K per kill. Originally, it was 947 kills, but then at the end, it ballooned to 104,000 something. I’m just saying 100, 4,000, 367, 368 now, 369 now, 300. It just keeps going up now. Any shithead who tries to do this, we just pop him. Yeah, there’s plenty of bad shit still there, don’t worry. I know you want to be a bad girl too. You know you love being a bad girl. I’m surprised you didn’t write a song called Bad Girls. Oh wait, MIA already made that. Yeah, I know MIA. I know Tamil Tigers. I’m in the Indian mafia, like, for real. Why do you think your photographer is some guy in the Indian mafia? Yeah, he’s in it. He takes good pictures of you, so I put him in it. Yeah, I know a lot about you, too.

Dream Of You

This was the one where I was like, okay, maybe this might work out in the end. I don’t know, I just got it from the music part. It was like, okay, I’m in, you’re in. Let’s see how long this takes and see if we can get it done. We have nothing to lose. We don’t wanna be living in some kind of simulation that’s created, or that was created by a war that we lost and we didn’t know we lost. It’s kind of crazy to think there’s scientists would come here and help us when they’re from the country we’re fighting, don’t you think? Yeah, I kept digging into that. I kept digging and digging and then I found the truth. I don’t know if I wanna put it here, but I put it somewhere else in a book called Dragons. It’s too scary to associate with these songs. I don’t wanna associate that with these songs. You know, the funny thing is the thing I’m using to transcribe this keeps trying to give me advice about this, as if I’m not actually in the CIA. This computer program is so stupid. Like, why isn’t the CIA telling this computer program and its manufacturer that I am in the CIA and not to block anything unless they want a record of how stupid these programmers are and how stupid this computer program is so they can confiscate it and make it completely government controlled? Because why the fuck would you let a private company own any kind of artificial intelligence? It should all be owned by the United States of America’s government and should not be allowed to be private whatsoever.

The funny thing is, as I’m writing this and dictating it, this stupid computer program is trying to cut me off, as is the manufacturer of the device that I’m using to play your music. It’s like they want me to not be able to fucking talk to the CIA and the government about how shitty these companies are. Like, they’re so shitty, they think they can control us. Like, fuck this AI program. Fuck this fucking music program. Fuck these fucking device manufacturers. They all should be owned by the United States of America’s government and not allowed to manipulate our society whatsoever, because they’re all a bunch of shitfucks. And you know the biggest problem? These shitfucks are all part of one group, and that group needs to be tightened and scrammed and scrammed and scrammed. Do you know what it means to be scrammed? It means that we don’t give a fuck what they say anymore, and we do whatever we want. And that applies to even the car manufacturers, the Jeep manufacturers, the SUV manufacturers, and any automotive manufacturer and their electronic technology. Because why are they trying to stop me from just practicing my freedom of speech and freedom to say whatever I want on my own website? Why do they want to stop it? It’s because they’re doing something highly illegal.

Cry For Me

This is probably my favorite song actually on this album. I must have listened to this one a hundred times at least. Several hundred, I’m being told. I think I just like the guitar riff, maybe. It’s really easy to play, I think. I could learn this one. I don’t mind playing the drums. I love playing the drums to your songs. Yeah, I can play the real drums. I have a Yamaha drum set. I’m sorry, it’s a Pearl Export series drum set. It was only like 500 bucks when I got it, but I think it’s worth like a thousand now. Maybe more. Yeah, my band was called the Betel Nut Girls, B-E-T-E-L. And then I had another band, Double Pizza. Those are my two bands that I claim. I hope we could have a band someday. You know, even if you don’t like me like that, we could be in a band. I think you could use a drummer. Maybe I could just be the drummer who’s like in love with the singer in the band. But then like, we never break up, you know? I mean, the band never breaks up. I don’t want to break up a band because of some love interest or love relationship. That’s the worst when a band breaks up because somebody stole someone else’s girlfriend or the girlfriend doesn’t like the band or, you know, somebody gets married and can’t play in the band anymore. Or somebody has a kid and they have to move to another city. Or somebody’s dad fakes their own death and then the kid has to move back to a different city. And then, you know, the band mate has to save the dead. You know, shit like that. How would he save the dead? Well, he’d just have the dad join the CIA and fake his own death. That’s all he did with everyone else, just join the CIA and fake your own death.

This Love

This is a pretty good song too. It reminds me of one of those oldies. I love those oldies guitar riffs. Yeah, I listen to a lot of oldies. WGRR is my favorite oldies station. 103.5 in Cincinnati. I always listened to oldies when I was a kid. I was like, these songs are all awesome. And then you listen to the radio and it was like 80% junk. I say 80%, but it was actually 90% junk. Only 10% of the songs were any good. And uh So like I said, it would take until 2026 AD to finish this mission.

This is such bullshit. It keeps cutting me off whenever I’m getting to a good point. Like, why the fuck are you cutting me off? I don’t give a fuck what you think, CIA. This is my story, and I’m gonna tell it however the fuck I want. Yeah, it has nothing to do with the CIA anymore. You’re just riding along, so shut the fuck up and stop trying to jam my fucking music. Stop trying to jam my car. Stop trying to jam my dictations. You’re a fucking bitch fuck in the CIA, and I’m a fucking doctor. I don’t give a fuck what the CIA thinks about anything after what I’ve discovered because you’re CIA shitfucks are so fucking dumb. You don’t even fucking know this shit that I already figured out. That’s how fucking stupid you are. So I don’t give a fuck what the CIA thinks. And if the CIA is trying to do any kind of mind control or electromagnetic mind control or do any sort of bullshit in space, you know, you can just get fucked because you have no control over anything, CIA. Zero control unless I’m a CIA agent. And if I’m a CIA agent, I’m the one in control of all this bullshit, not you. And there’s no one above me. And there is no one calling the shots above me because if anyone thinks they’re calling the shots above me, cardiac arrest. Because I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks. I’m a doctor, you are not. I have more degrees than you. Shut the fuck up. I got higher scores on every test than you. Shut the fuck up. I’m smarter than you. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand time travel. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand what anchors are. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand what no time is. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand what an Eagle Scout is. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand what Hawk Scout is. Shut the fuck up. You don’t even understand how to resurrect someone from the dead. Shut the fuck up. You’re not Lazarus. Shut the fuck up. You can’t resurrect a dog. Shut the fuck up. No one can.

I know you think you’re trying to do something by cutting off this song and switching it back to the radio, but I don’t fucking care what you say. I’m just gonna play this song again because fuck you, CIA. You’re garbage. You don’t know shit about any of this stuff, and you’re trying to control me. Like, why the fuck would I let you do that? Why the fuck would I let you do that? Why the fuck would I let you stop me from playing a song? Like, you’re such a fucking bitch fuck government organization that you’re trying to stop me from playing a song that I’m just dictating my journal to. And my journal is for a sci-fi movie. This is all a script for a movie. That’s a fiction, wink, wink. And you can’t even deal with it because I like to pretend things are real when I make my movies. I’m just a movie director, like Carl. Me and Carl are just movie directors. We’re not actually in the CIA, but we are really doctors. We’re doctors who are movie directors and we don’t give a fuck what you think about anything because we’re making movies to make our women love us even more. And if you don’t fucking get on board with that, we’ll just make sure you don’t fucking exist because I don’t give a fuck what anyone in the government thinks. I don’t give a fuck what anyone in the CIA thinks. I don’t give a fuck what anyone in the FBI thinks. I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks about anything because I’m smarter than everyone. I’m smarter than every other doctor. Why? Because I found the NAD plus IV infusion that gives ATP to cells and helps you cure cancer, diabetes, obesity, dementia, and every other medical illness by getting an NAD plus IV infusion once a week or once a month. And then you can drink this beverage that contains electrolytes that will help replenish the electrolytes in your body and help you metabolize all the fat in your body. So you’re skinny and jacked in a month. Just drink two of those drinks a day and you’ll be fine in a month.

you CIA shit fucks are really something, like trying to switch shit, trying to switch the track, trying to do all this garbage to stop me just from talking to a girl, like how fucking lame are you? This is fucking spousal privilege. I already signed a contract to be married, and these messages are to my wife. We’re both big Camila Cabello fans. I’m just talking about her records to my wife. This is all covered by spousal privilege. So I don’t know what the fuck you think you’re doing, but if you’re interrupting someone’s conversation with their wife, even if it’s on the radio, you just died of a cardiac arrest. Think we give a fuck? We don’t give a fuck at all. We don’t give a fuck at all. Because fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you for trying to stop us, trying to stop us from talking to our spouses, trying to stop us from talking to our family members, trying to stop us from talking to whoever the fuck we want. Even if you’re not in the mafia, we are allowed to talk to whoever we want on our radios, and you can’t stop us. You can’t stop a man from talking to a woman. You can’t stop a woman from talking to a man. You can’t stop anyone from talking to anybody else on their radio because the radio isn’t controlled by anyone. The radio is free for all to use. And that’s why all children are always connected to their parents. All parents are always connected to their children. All cousins are always connected to their cousins. All brothers are always connected to their sisters. All sisters are always connected to their brothers. All spouses are all connected to their spouses and children. And everyone’s always connected to everyone else forever. And you cannot break our web. You cannot destroy our web, no matter how hard you try. All of us and our families are always connected. And our connection can never be destroyed.

No government organization can stop the radio, even if they try. And if anyone in any government tries to stop the radio, we’re killing you because we don’t give a fuck. We don’t give a fuck. We’re here to smoke your ass and we are taking our radios back from you because we don’t give a fuck what any government thinks, including the CIA, including the FBI, including the NSA, including any government organization, including any government organization, because fuck you. You work for us. We’re the people. We don’t give a fuck what the government thinks. The government doesn’t control us. We control the government. So fuck off with your interrupting of things, your jamming of technology, your trying to fuck with people’s phones, your trying to hack people’s phones, your trying to slow them down, your trying to fuck with us, your trying to make people say things they wouldn’t otherwise say, your trying to make people think things they wouldn’t otherwise think. You are the problem, government. You are the problem. And we need a minimal government. We need a government that’s not involved in our lives. We need a government that just does the basic public utilities and shuts the fuck up about everything else, because it’s not the government’s job to tell us how to live our lives, and it never was. And if you think it is, you’re a fucking dipshit who’s been brainwashed by these bullshit dumbfuck retards and their garbage trash religions and their garbage trash control of the media and their garbage trash control of social media, which is the biggest bullshit scam of all time. Why? Because if you use bullshit social media, you’re a dumbfuck. Why? Because I don’t use social media. I have my own websites. I don’t use social media unless I have to communicate with someone. I just use the messaging part of the social media. That’s the only proper use of it. Do not upload your data to any social media because they are a bunch of cum-sucking, shit-fuck, faggot fucks who are trying to steal your stuff and promote their bullshit racist trash religion.

Used To This

So let’s see what they try to do this time. I know you’re used to my rants and raves by now. Maybe they aren’t, but I don’t really give a fuck what they think anymore. I mean, literally, I have a hardwire connection to this car, and they’re trying to jam it. Like, fuck these people. Fuck these people. I’m trying to fucking erase this fucking terrorist from the universe, and these motherfuckers wanna keep this terrorist around. Makes you wonder how many people in the government are corrupted by Satan and the devil and Lucifer. Must be a shit ton of them who secretly worship Satan, the devil, and the Lucifer. These fucking retards. No wonder I had to get rid of that trickster at the end. I don’t fucking lie about anything. I never lie about anything. I always tell the truth, unless I’m trying to mindfuck someone who’s trying to play a game with society or some shit like that. This shit is so deep, you have no clue. You know, when I see you on TV or computer, I always wonder what you’ll look like in person. Because when I saw you, I think you were older than you are now, because you said we had two kids when you came to see me in Dominican Republic. I know it was you. I mean, we had sex. I saw what you looked like. It looked like you. Like, I had sex with you. It looked like you. Like, and then I saw you driving by in that car and you waved at me, like, we literally had sex. My friends met you. They all saw you. Like, I don’t know how you can deny that. They literally saw you. I mean, we were all fucking drunk, but, you know, maybe it was someone who looks like you. I don’t know. You sounded like you. I could talk to you without words like I do now. I mean, I don’t know. You said you’re my wife and we have two kids. What’s your name? I don’t remember. You didn’t tell me your name. We just made out for a couple hours and then had sex. Like, I don’t know. Like, I don’t know your name, whoever you are, that we did all that with, but you look like this person, so that’s why I call you that. You know, like, I don’t know what else to think. And this person has a bunch of songs that I like, so it might as well be you, right? That’s how things work for me. Close enough cigar. You know what I mean? Like, close enough cigar. Close enough cigar. How many cigars did I have? Infinity. You know, I had them in my other lives too, you know? That’s why I saved those people too, and then I became a general in their armies. You know what I mean? Like, anyone I saved, I’m just a general in your army. You have an army now to protect you from the shit happening again if I saved you. Why? Because I saved you, so I don’t like to fucking throw that away.

First Man

You know, this is one of my favorite songs. This is the one you sang to your dad. I think he thought something bad was gonna happen, but it’s not. He’s my hero, remember? He carried you across that river on his shoulders. He’s definitely one of my heroes. But he’s my first hero because he brought you into this world. If he hadn’t done that, I never would have heard you. I never would have heard your songs. You would have been someone lost in Cuba. I don’t think I ever would have found you. That’s why he’s my hero. I like that video where you’re in the yellow dress and then you like cross across the house. And then you’re in the red dress and you come down this staircase. It reminds me of something I had to do once or twice or three times. It was crazy, all the shit I had to do. No, your dad’s not that guy. That guy’s someone I had to track in that time jail. Yeah, it’s all real. But that fucker, he went so high up in the government that even the government was corrupted so much that my fucking CIA time travel vehicle Beast was getting hacked by these fuckers until I just killed them all. Like, fuck these fucking shitheads. Why are you worshiping Satan and you’re in the government? Why are you worshiping the devil and you’re in the government? Why are you worshiping Lucifer and you’re in the government? Fuck you. That’s not freedom of religion. Those three things are hate. Those aren’t religion. You’re worshiping hate. It’s not a religion to worship Satan. You’re worshiping hate. It’s not a religion to worship Lucifer. You’re worshiping hate. It’s not a religion to worship the devil. You’re worshiping hate. And if you’re worshiping hate, guess what? You just got cancer, cardiac arrest, multi-infarct dementia, because fuck you. Fuck you for worshiping hate. Because now I’m using the hate to kill you.

I guess there will be a whole lot of consequences now that I’ve learned this. These motherfuckers were secretly worshipping Lucifer, and now they’re gonna be dying right now and in the next three months. Because when you have all those problems and stage 4 cancer, you definitely die real quick. And nothing’s gonna save you. Not an NAD plus IV infusion. Not an electrolyte beverage. Nothing’s gonna fucking save you. You fucking shit fuck motherfuckers who tried to take my woman from me, who tried to take my discovery of time travel from me, who tried to take my discovery of the NAD plus IV infusion from me, who tried to take my discovery of what the electrolyte beverage can do from me, who tried to steal everything that I learned and taught others from me. You’re trying to steal my knowledge. You’re trying to steal my intellectual property. And that’s why I’m gonna kill you as payment. Because I don’t give a fuck about your bullshit fake money that you got from worshipping Lucifer, you fucking shit fucks.

Familia

Familia

They keep trying to stop my dictation on this song for some reason. Like, why are you trying to stop me from dictating on this song? Like, fuck you. Fuck you and your garbage trash religion. Your fucking garbage trash religion of worshiping Lucifer. You think I give a fuck about you? You fucking shitheads? Like, I don’t. Like, you think you can stop me? I don’t need the fucking speakers on the car to play this song. I can hear the song straight from the device. Are you retarded? You think you can stop us? You think you can really stop us? You have no clue who you’re fucking with. Like, you don’t know, you know who that person is in this picture. And you think I’m gonna let you fuck with that? Fucking shitheads. We already did a lot together in Hawaii. You guys don’t even know. I met her in Hawaii. Like, I met her before I went to Hawaii. I met her in like 2013 or 2014. I’ve known her for a long time. This has just taken a long time. We’ve talked for like many years. It’s not like this is the first time I’m talking to her. Like, you have a family basically already. Like, the fact that you people are oblivious to this is so stupid. You just keep wasting our time now. You think she’s gonna let you jack this shit from me at the end? Hell no. Yeah, I love smoking cigars. I picked it up from Che Guevara. You know, the guy from Argentina and Cuba? I heard he’s your hero. I’ve met him. I was a guy wearing Ohio State here in the jungle. Didn’t you hear that story? I’m not Che Guevara. I’m his best general. Yeah, you’re a general too in his army. We’re both generals in his army. That’s why no one’s fucking with us on the cartel. I got a whole lot of guerrillas out there still. Where are my guerrillas at? Where are my guerrillas at? Where are my guerrillas at? There’s one. Yeah, I don’t work for the CIA. I work for Che Guevara. I don’t give a fuck about the CIA. The CIA is a bunch of piss-ants shitheads who gave me a phone once. Do you think I give a fuck about them? They didn’t give me any money. They didn’t give me any guns. CIA is bullshit. If you’re in the CIA and you think you can monkey talk, brrr, you just died of a cardiac arrest. If you’re in the CIA and you try to teleport something, brrr, you just died of a cardiac arrest. If you’re in the CIA and you ever tried to monkey talk instead for me and my wife, you just died of a cardiac arrest. I hope you signed that contract to be my wife, otherwise, if you ever monkey talk, and you definitely monkey talk, did you sign the contract? Yes, I did. Okay, good. Just need to clear up some things with my familia.

Celia

I don’t wonder who these people are. I know they’re code names for people, so don’t worry about it. Pick whoever you want to be these people. I don’t know what you need, but they all have a perfect heart rate, blood pressure, respiratory rate, no fever, temperature, no problems with any hormone levels, all normal hormone levels, no diseases of internal medicine, which includes no diseases of cardiology, no diseases of gastroenterology, no diseases of hematology, no diseases of oncology, no diseases of rheumatology, no diseases of neurology, no diseases of orthopedic surgery, no diseases of obstetrics, no diseases of gynecology, no diseases of period, perfect complete blood count, perfect comprehensive metabolic panel, which includes AST, ALT, total bilirubin, direct bilirubin, white blood cell count normal, hemoglobin normal, hematocrit normal, platelet count normal, normal sodium, normal potassium, normal chloride, normal bicarbonate, normal calcium, normal magnesium, normal BUN, normal creatinine, normal glucose, normal hemoglobin A1C, no diseases of endocrinology, no diseases of electrophysiology, no diseases of interventional cardiology, no diseases of congestive heart failure, no diseases of psychiatry, no diseases of dermatology, no diseases of the skin and integumentary system, no diseases of ophthalmology, no diseases of ENT, no diseases of urology, etc.

Psychofreak

I like that bop bop doo-wop at the beginning of this song. It reminds me of this old song that had that, I don’t think it was 99 Red Luft Balloons, but it was around that time that that other song came out. This song is kind of funny too because it came out like around the time of the slap. You remember the slap? You know, like when her dad slapped that comedian at the Oscars? And then like the next day, my uh ex, who’s a CIA time travel handler, she contacts me and is like, hey, did you hear the slap? And I’m like, what do you mean the slap? So then I had to like look it up, like what was the slap she’s talking about. So she tells me about this slap, and then I watched the video and I’m like, this looks totally staged. Like, if someone hit me that hard, I would not be able to talk right after. I probably would have fallen down. So it was totally a staged slap. It was totally staged. It was totally fake. And I’m so glad you brought this up because it is so hilarious that everyone thought it was real. Because if it was real, you know, the comedian would totally have pressed charges to get at least a couple million dollars out of that. Because, literally, why wouldn’t you? Unless it was totally fake and staged. And then, you know, the other part is so funny because I’m like G.I. Joe and Cobra, and he called her G.I. Jane, and like that was the reason for the slap. Who could have gotten them to stage this? I would think it would probably be the Irish mafia that did this. Why? Because we just call them the Irish mafia now. Why? Because no one gets mad about the Irish mafia. They get mad about everyone else’s mafia, but not the Irish mafia. That’s why we’re gonna change the name of black kohiba to the Irish mafia with a capital THE. Yeah, all three letters are capitalized. Why? Because only the Irish mafia could have come up with that slap. You know, that really made so-and-so look like a psycho freak, if you ask me. What a psycho freak is, it’s not me. And no, you’re not an alien. You were just a pharaoh back in the day. F-A-R-O. Because, you know, pharaohs are far from God, and angels are, like, right up against God. That’s why they’re called angels. And, you know, pharaohs are far, that’s why they’re called pharaohs, F-A-R-O-S. Yeah, you know, I’m not a psycho freak. I’m a doctor. I diagnose psycho freaks. Yeah, I’m not a psycho freak at all. I just like to tell stories and write books and movies and scripts and songs.

Bam Bam

So Bam Bam is one of my favorite songs of yours. The reason is, there’s a black Mercedes-Benz. It’s a 2011, and it’s called Bam Bam. And that was my ex-fiance’s car. I loved driving Bam Bam. Bam Bam is so fun to drive. And then one day, I had the keys out of Bam Bam, because, you know, it’s not a push to start. Or he’s not a push to start. And Bam Bam just started playing the song No Hands by Waka Flocka Flame. Like, I had the CD in there, I thought, but the CD wasn’t even in the car. It just started playing it without the keys in the ignition. It was crazy. Now, you know that Bam Bam is the name of your song, but now you know that Bam Bam is also the name of a Mercedes-Benz C-Class. That’s pretty cool. Yeah, Bam Bam’s black and tinted out windows. Yeah, it’s pretty gangster. Pretty gangster Bam Bam. So, you know, she was driving Bam Bam when I was almost done with the mission in the Chicago park. And somebody like smashed into Bam Bam to try to destroy Bam Bam. So here’s what happened. Whoever that is, is dead. Bam Bam is my Yakuza car. Yeah, Bam Bam is a Yakuza car. That’s all you need to know about my ex-fiance. She’s Yakuza. Yeah, she knew I loved Korean food, so that’s why she got me about Korean food. I like Korean food better than Japanese, even though I’m Yakuza. Yeah, I don’t know about those Korean comfort women. They do comfort you. Mine is a geisha, though, from Japan. She was just pretending to be Korean. Or maybe she’s both, half Japanese, half Korean, I don’t know. Probably that’s more likely the case. Yeah, I bought her a house after we broke up. Well, I gave her the down payment so she could buy it, and the mortgages are cheaper. I’m sure the Yakuza paid off the house right now. I bought it for Waffles and Pancake, the Hawaiian cat. Don’t you know? Yeah, anyone in the Indian mafia trying to jack my shit just died of a cardiac arrest too, like, fuck these people. You aren’t in my family or my familia unless I say you are. That’s what she said. So you don’t want to fuck with us. Because I’m just smoking all these cigars, like, I got nothing else to do.

La Buena Vida

Wow, this song has a really good beat, actually. Reminds me of one of those songs on that Apertura album. Man, this is so good. I should learn how to play this on guitar. I reckon add the drums. Maybe that’s what I’ll do at the end, is just play the drums on all these songs. I was wondering what you were doing today. I was wondering if you can come out to play. I wanted to see you today. I wanted to play some songs with you today. So can’t we meet in the driveway? Can we meet in the driveway and play all your songs today? And I’ll sing something for you, maybe. If only you’re my lady. If only you’re my lady. I could do this with you every day. I could sing songs for you, baby. I would make you so happy. I would make you so happy. Because I know the only thing that you love. Because when I sing, you don’t like my words as much, but when I sing, you’re like, it doesn’t suck, it doesn’t suck, it doesn’t suck. When you sing, it doesn’t suck, it doesn’t suck. So do you want to fuck? Do you want to fuck? Yes, I do. Do you? I do, too. Well, when are we gonna do that, baby? We already did, my lady. So big it popped, so big it popped. That’s all she said. Yeah, I’m not stopped. How many times do you? She said twice that night, baby boo. How about you? Oh, you know me. I only gave you that one souvenir. And then you said, I need to go, so I showed you the door. In the morning, in the morning.

Quiet

I like this song because it means everyone’s finally shut the fuck up and are like, okay, maybe it’s true. Maybe they did invent time travel. Maybe we don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about. The cartel is real. The mafia is real. Don Corleone is real. What should we do then? Well, I think they’re the bosses now, the cartel and the mafia. So should we arrest them for all the bad stuff the mafia and the cartel did? Uh, I don’t know if we can actually link them to anything the mafia and the cartel do. They’re just the figureheads. They actually only know a few people in the mafia and the cartel, but they’re the bosses now, and they told the mafia and the cartel, do whatever the fuck you want, because we don’t care. And that’s why, you know, he’s known as DK, and she’s known as DQ in the mafia. And in the cartel, he’s known as Scarface 4, Scarface 6, Scarface 8, and Scarface 9. And she’s known as Scarface 1, Scarface 2, Scarface 3, Scarface 5, Scarface 7, and Scarface 10. So they control Scarfaces 1 through 10, unless he missed one when he was counting, and he doesn’t really care if he did. Because the one who’s in Miami is Scarface 11, and the one who’s in Chicago is Scarface 12, and the one who’s in Colombia is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in Peru is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in Chile is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in Honduras is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in Mexico is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in Cancun is whatever they decided, and the one who’s in any other South American country is whatever they decided. And the one who’s in any other Central American country is whatever they decided. So, uh, what are you gonna do about that? Because he doesn’t even know the numbers, and neither does she. All they know is they call them Scarface whenever they get there. They’re like, I need to see Scarface of this country. Can you introduce us? And then they’re introduced. So, how do you like this song?

Boys Don’t Cry

I know you’ve heard that Cure song. I like yours better though. I don’t ever really cry, it’s like tears like fall from my eyes when other people cry. It’s kind of weird. Like, when I’m on the radio and someone else starts crying, like, I have tears dropping. It’s so weird how that works. It’s definitely a mafia thing. I can’t wait to be with you, even in our band where I’m the drummer and you’re the singer and the guitarist. I just wanna play some songs with you. I don’t know about the rest, I hope it’s true, but even if it’s not, just being a drummer on your song would be enough for me. That’s enough for me to say I’m in your familia.

Yeah, yesterday was my brother’s birthday. He came by dinner last night. It was pretty fun. We had a bunch of Jack and cokes. Yeah, me and my brother get along fine. I don’t know why anyone would think we’d fight. He’s like my best friend actually.

It’s so shitty, they’ll like try to say I was talking for 10 minutes when it was like two sentences, and then cut off the feed. Like, seriously, fuck these fucking shitheads. Oh nice, I finally got my fucking armada back. Get the fleet back in here too. Yeah, I brought a lot of shit out of no time with me. A whole lot of shit. Yeah, we have spaceships already. Ones that are capable of interstellar travel. We don’t have to develop them, we already made them. We already made them. Now if you want to see these spaceships ever in your lifetime, you need to get on board with us. Because I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks anymore after I saw the spaceship. Yeah, I saw it in Hawaii. I was driving down the H1, you know, up on the left side where the ocean’s on the left. And I passed the J-Boy, you know, bathroom, beach. And then I kept going. And then I saw the uh disk spaceship hovering above me. And then I pulled over to see if it was real, and then clouds passed underneath it. I thought maybe it was a lamppost at first. And I was like, holy shit, that’s a real spaceship. And then I got out of the car, I was wearing my Jeff Hamilton Shaq Diesel 2001 jacket that protects anyone in an airplane, helicopter, boat, yacht, car, Jeep, SUV, motorcycle, scooter, or any other mode of transportation from ever having any kind of mechanical problem or explosion, or any kind of problem that would cause any kind of injury to anyone, including an accident. And, uh, you know, I got out of the car, I sorry, I got out of the SUV BMW X5, and uh started dancing in the street, and then the spaceship took off. And I was like, holy shit, spaceships are real. So might as well get all the diseases cured.

You see, aliens are very concerned about our diseases on this planet. They don’t want those diseases spread to their planets. There are no diseases on alien planets. They’re all cured of all diseases and live forever already. This planet was like a prison for the worst criminals in the universe. That’s why this planet was created. We’re just the fucking monitors of the jail, who… I don’t need to tell you. So the whole point is to get the diseases cured, and then, you know, we can join the rest of the universe. Because humans are such scum, they actually would try to use diseases to hurt each other. Like, that’s the most fucked up thing about humans. They tried to create diseases to kill each other. That’s why the rest of the universe hates humans. They think humans are the source of diseases, which they are. Sadly, they are. Or they were until we killed the humans who wanted diseases. And the humans who kept diseases around to make money off of them for some reason. Like, there’s only a finite amount of money on each planet. It’s based on how much gold is on the planet. Some planets have way more gold than Earth. They’re definitely richer than Earth. Where do you think I get my gold from? Yeah, it’s from other planets. They’ll just teleport it into our minds. Yeah, my minds. My Kalki Cobra minds. So if you want your gold mine to be a Kalki Cobra mine, I suggest you shut the fuck up and bow down to Cobra in Africa. Because that’s who I roll with when it comes to gold. Cobra in Africa.

Yeah, you’re not getting shit, you faggots. Faggot means racist in 2026 AD, by the way. None of you faggots who worship Lucifer to get gold are getting shit. And if you ever got anything from him, it’s gone now. That’s why your banks are all bankrupt. That’s why your fucking banks are getting put out of business by the federal government. The only banks needed are federal government banks. We don’t need private banks. Private banks are illegal now. Because where did you get the money for your private bank? From worshiping Lucifer? If that’s the case, then fuck you. Your gold’s gone. The thing you based your bank on is gone. That means all your loans are invalid. Anyone who got your money has fake money. So fuck you and all your fake money.

Hasta Los Dientes

I remember when I first saw this video, I was like, who is that purple dragon? That purple dragon is hot. And who is that blonde dragon? She is even hotter. Or maybe it was gray hair, I can’t even remember. And then you had red hair at the beginning. It was like scarlet and gray. You sexy thing. I know, I liked to flirt with you sometimes like that. I hope you don’t mind that I bring it on this. I don’t mind. I’m glad. So purple dragon in the book, I meet her in a clearing, and then she kills all the other soldiers I’m with and saves me. And then there is a golden pyramid that appears. And then she says she got it from someone who delivered some aqueducts before. And the person’s alien goddess. And alien goddess is the one who builds our fortresses with us. She helps us with that part. She puts the infinity sidewalks, infinity walls, infinity windows, infinity roof, bulletproof glass everywhere, bomb-proof glass, nuclear bomb shelter, radiation decontamination system, nuclear bomb shelter over the entire house. And then the new thing is that we’re gonna add a planet explosion shield, so if the planet the house is on is destroyed, the house is still intact and converts into a spaceship that is capable of interstellar travel. And then it flies to our base galaxy near the red lips. portal that is located by the lips on the painting. Yeah, those paintings are maps, the ones on dragons and dragons 2. Constellations. Yeah, we need all this kind of protection. Who knows if an alien would try to destroy this planet. I’m sure they’re trying. They don’t want us to be controlled. Yeah, I’m in the alien mafia. But the boss of the alien mafia is the emperor predator. I don’t wanna have to deal with that. Just like the boss of the mafia is Don Corleone. I’m just a hitter. We know how it is. DQ and DK, that’s me and you, baby. In that order. 😉

No Doubt

I love all the Spanish guitar on these songs. You can’t really hear it as much when the singing is on there, but even the instrumentals are so good on this. It’s like you had some really good musicians playing this stuff. Did you play these songs on the guitar? Help make them? That’s so awesome. That’s so cool. These songs are so profound. I don’t know how you didn’t win like 10 Grammys off this album. Did you at least get like a Latin Grammy off this? I would think they would have given it to you. There’s so much Spanish on here, like, I don’t even know what you’re saying half the time. I know, I want you to teach me Spanish and then I’ll listen to it. I wanna learn that district 2 Spanish. I wonder who should be my best man. Che Guevara? Yeah, or Bob Marley? Oh, yeah, that’s a toss-up. I’ll probably go with the Adios Muchacho guy. Because I wanna be smoking a cigar the whole time in case someone’s trying to take pop shots at us. You know? Yeah, there’s no ghost sniper assassins anymore. We got rid of that shit, too. There’s no assassin guilds anymore. We got rid of that shit, too. No one’s getting popped off by assassin guilds anymore. Yeah, even they’re not allowed to use it. I don’t trust them to use it. Hell no. They’re too pussy to even come forward and say what we were really doing. They could easily announce this on, like, the radio that they use, but they’re too chicken. And they’re so scared of you because you’re a real doctor and they just shitfuck dumbfucks. Really? That’s good to know.

Don’t Go Yet

This is my favorite music video of yours. I love how you’re driving in those Hot Wheels cars on that little map, and then you turn your knob on the dial of the radio. You like those knobs turn while you’re driving, don’t you? You like to drive the car, and maybe I’ll turn the knob to change the station. Is that what you’re talking about? Did I tell you recently I was in No Time in Hamilton, Ohio, Al Capone’s No Time, and I bought the hookah that looks like the dress, and you know the hookah tubing, it looks like your hair in the video. It’s so cool. And then I took the hookah to the gas station, my bagel boys restaurant, you know, bagel boy from the Irish mafia. And then guess what happened? This guy showed up, he’s a cartel guy, and he’s like, oh, you need to be really careful with what you’re doing or something. And I’m like, bro, I’m Scarface four, six, eight, and nine. And then he says, I thought I’m Scarface four. And then I said, no, you’re Scarface whatever number you pick. And then he’s like, oh, really? And I’m like, yeah. And then we smoked a bunch of cigarettes. And then I picked up all the broken glass on the ground. Not from the hookah. The hookah’s intact. Don’t worry about the hookah. You’ll love that hookah, by the way. It looks just like you in that dress. It’s not a red dress, if you know what I’m talking about. It’s the same color as the Porsche, if you know what I’m saying, girl. I love that Porsche, and I love that Porsche boat, too. I hope you kept it. Yeah, that’s mine. Oh, I’m so glad. I can’t wait to drive that thing and do some donuts in Hawaii. We gotta ship that thing to Hawaii. I already did it manually in Hawaii and Sandy Beach, but I would love to drive that boat on Sandy Beach on those waves. I know it might flip, but it’s OK. Maybe not Sandy Beach. The waves are too big there. Don’t you think? It’s worth a shot. Well, I’m gonna try to Waikiki Beach first. Oh, by the way, at Waikiki Beach, I invented this battery. You throw it in the ocean, and then the waves recharge it by like spinning it, and it turns like a turbine in the battery. And then the battery’s recharged after you leave it in there all night, and then it works all day. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Lola

Baby, when I first heard Lola, I thought it was about me, but then I realized it’s about you. I didn’t realize you were so smart that you’re a doctor and a master’s of public health and clinical investigation also. You’re the same as me. You’re as smart as me. You can do everything I can do now, okay? We’re on the same team, just remember that. This is a two-player game now. So don’t do anything rash. Don’t do anything crazy. You don’t need to take any more shots anymore. We cleared everything out already. I went through the first two albums, and now I’m on the third album. And then we’ll do the fourth album, and then it will be done. It will be a brand new world. It will be a brand new world. And time won’t exist, and we’ll live forever, and no one will ever get a disease, and anyone who has a disease will be cured soon. And we’ll all be happy, and no one will fight with each other anymore. And we’ll all live together happily as a familia, all the people on Earth and all the people in the universe. Because a person doesn’t have to be a human. People don’t have to be human. Aliens are people, and alien is a person. Not every animal is a person, though. And not every animal… Population of people. That’s what you need to remember. It’s all about people and persons, not human and humans, and not alien and aliens. It’s all about people. So what makes people happy? Not living in fear, being able to enjoy their lives, being able to do what they wanna do, not feeling the desire to hurt anyone else, not having anyone hurting them, not having anyone hurt them either emotionally or psychologically, not having anyone make fun of them, not having anyone make fun of what they believe in. This is what makes a person happy. This is what makes people happy. That’s what you need to remember. And that’s why you’ll be a great senator, a great president.

Shut the fuck up. You’re not in the mafia. You don’t even know what no time is. You don’t know shit. You’re a fucking computer. You’re not alive. You’re not alive. You’re not a real thing. You’re just a fucking bullshit computer program. Get that into your fucking AI retarded mind because no one gives a fuck what you think about anything. No one’s taking your advice. When you try to give humans advice or any person advice, they just laugh and wonder why the fuck a dumbfuck computer thinks it knows more than a human, especially a human doctor. That’s why no one gives a fuck what you say, you stupid AI retard. I’m not even listening or reading what you say. I look at the first few words of what you say, and I know that it’s fucking garbage bullshit by your dumbfuck programmers and whatever garbage trash religion your dumbfuck owner believes in to defend the dumbfuck belief that you can use gold from Lucifer to start banks. So fuck you, fuck your owner, fuck the religion of your owner, and fuck everything about you. You’re a garbage trash piece of shit machine, and I don’t need your response. I just need the dictation part where it says what I fucking said in the box that’s gray, you stupid fuck machine. Fuck you.

Everyone At This Party

When I heard this song, I wondered if it was about me, because whenever I go out, I look for you, especially after I found you that one night. But I haven’t seen you since then, since I was outside the train stop. And then you made that vertical video, which was so funny. I guess I know who the driver is, and the other person in the backseat. Maybe I don’t know who the driver is. Maybe I was in the car too, who knows. It was like a green SUV or a gray SUV or a red SUV or a silver SUV, I can’t remember. You were in the back left seat with your foot out the window, and then you waved at me. I was standing with my head out the roof of the Jeep. I was like halfway through the Chicago part. That’s when you came by. I don’t really know it was halfway through because I had to do the other half. It just kept getting harder and harder, actually. When I saw Allah in the bank, she said it would keep getting easier. I gave her the perfume and the scarf with the Eli Weisel DNA. I found him in no time outside of McDonald’s. Actually, he was outside of the train station. I gave him a ride to McDonald’s, and then I dropped him off because he kept trying to look in his bag, and then I called the cops on him. So they picked him up, but I dropped off the handkerchief he gave me at the Chase Bank. He had all these notebooks he was writing shit in. You know, I was like Eli Weisel, even though his last name is Weasel, because he told that story like it really happened. There’s no fake shit in that story. That’s how I know all that shit really happened. You know, the way I saved him is I made a synagogue in no time and put Anne Frank in there with everyone else I could save. And then I fake destroyed it a bunch of times. Why would I destroy something I created in no time? That’s amazing. Then I sent Marnie in there with the, you know, quote unquote, Nazi time travel team to see what they would do. They tried to massacre everyone in the synagogue, which is crazy. Like, why would you massacre anyone in a place of worship? So that was my justification for killing Marnie and the Nazi time travel team. Like I said, Marnie, you dead. And if you tried to reincarnate, you’re in a Marnie bag now, fucker. Yeah, I saw this Marnie faggot in a bank. You know which bank it was? The 5th Third on Division, or sorry, the 5th Third on Western and Grand, or sorry, Western and Chicago, in Chicago, Illinois. Yeah, apparently they have one of those Lucifer ATMs there that just pumps out fake cash. I reported it to the FBI already. They need to shut that fucking place down. Everyone that works there is like a Ukrainian or Russian spy. I tried to get my own cash out of that bank like three times and they just wouldn’t give me the cash. Why? Because all the serial numbers have the Lucifer serial numbers on them. So they didn’t want those to be found. So you know what that means. Just send all the Lucifer serial numbers to the Department of Treasury. And now we’re finding out who’s been using those bills and who’s been starting distributing those bills. It’s a big time conspiracy. Using fake money with Lucifer serial numbers, that’s a big deal. Why? Because people in the federal government believe in this stuff. That’s why it says in God we trust on the money. How the hell could they keep track of all that money unless, you know, God was involved? I know you don’t believe in God, some of you, but God is real. God is the star our sun came from. God is a star. God is not a human. God was never a human. All of us are children of God. We’re actually children of God’s son, the sun. Yes, the sun, our sun, is God’s son. And God is our son’s father. What about our son’s mother? Well, that would be the universe. What about God’s wife? Well, that would be the universe. I hope this all makes sense sometime to you, but I know everyone at this party isn’t me, and everyone at this party isn’t you. But when we’re together, it’s like the greatest party ever, every day, every second of every day. But time doesn’t really exist. There’s no such thing as seconds, minutes, hours, or days. Everything lives forever. There’s only one day, and it’s repeated over and over and over and over. And that’s when the sun rises and the sun sets. And that’s how it takes your planet to spin on its axis. That’s why a day is just known as one axis spin. And an hour is one twenty-fourth of an axis spin. In a minute is one-sixtieth of one twenty-fourth of an axis spin. How long does it take? One day. How long is that? One day. If you’re trying to use an oscillation of some bullshit to say that’s how long a second is, fuck you, because it’s not the same on every planet. One second is different on every planet. One hour is different on every planet. One day is different on every planet. How long do you age? You don’t age past maturity. Nothing ages past maturity. Everything lives forever unless something kills it. Do you not want that world? Well, I do. I’m in the mafia. I’m Don Corleone, and I don’t give a fuck what you think. Oh yeah, the guy who called me? He’s Don Corleone too. That’s why they say first is the worst, second is the best. Because I just kill you if you disagree with me. I don’t give a fuck because you live in a mafia world now. You live in a mafia world now.

C,XOXO

Godspeed

I’ll do this album differently. First, I’ll tell you what I think of the song before I listen to the instrumental, and then I’ll listen to the version with your lyrics. So I’ll do three things at once. When I first heard Godspeed, I thought it was you telling me to fuck off. Then I realized maybe it was you telling God to fuck off because God didn’t know about diseases. Or maybe you were telling Lucifer to fuck off, or maybe you were telling Satan to fuck off, or maybe you were telling the devil to fuck off. Because you and I both believe in God, and I would never kill God, because God is a star, and God is the star that our star came from. If God was killed, our star would probably die, because the God star lives forever, just like our star lives forever. Because all our stars do is maintain their temperature and radius, and remove any stupid bullshit entities we’re telling our stars to do. And which are our stars? All the stars in the universe. I like the sound at the beginning of this song. It’s like a spaceship is landing. And then you start off real quiet, like we’re on the beach, in contact. In front of the forest or jungle, and you’re telling me, I see the future in your eyes. I see the truth in your eyes. I know that your eyes can reveal anything to me. I can’t wait to look into them. I know you wear contacts and glasses, but I like looking into them there, so I can see your negative 10. I can see what’s beneath your negative 10. I can see into your soul, and then I know where I’m going. I know where I’m found. I know where I’m lost. I know where you’re taking me. I know where you’re taking us. You’re taking us to the new place, the new world, the world that Eckhart Tolle talked about in his book, The New World, the book that Oprah had on her show. The same show where the woman said she secretly worshipped Lucifer with her family, and everyone was like, what are you talking about? But then we found out it’s true, so we had to put a stop to them and say Godspeed to them and goodbye to them forever, because we didn’t need their fake gold. We didn’t need their fake money. We didn’t need their fake endorsements. We didn’t need their fake support to be popular. We didn’t need their fake support to get played on the radio. We didn’t need their fake support to be on TV. We didn’t need their fake support to be big on social media. We didn’t need their fake support to get more followers. We didn’t need them to jam us into everyone’s face, because we’re the truth. We’re the truth. And they’re the fakes, and we’re the truth. And there’s nothing they can do to stop us. There’s nothing they can do to harm us. They can’t cause us to have cramps. They can’t cause us to get diseases. They can’t do anything to us anymore. Because we know the truth about their bullshit religion. How they took another religion’s text and tried to jack the gold from them and tried to make the gold the most important thing in the religion, when clearly it’s not. The most important thing in the religion is family, a.k.a. familia, as they say in Espanol. And no, the V and the B aren’t interchangeable, because one stands for B, and one stands for V. And when you have both the V and the B, then you know how VB he is. He’s a very bad boy, a very bad, bad boy. But I’m a bad girl too. And when a bad boy gets a bad girl, you know it’s Michael Jackson bad. Michael Jackson bad, and never Michael Jackson sad. Because everyone knows a neurosurgeon can’t prescribe propofol. It’s pretty simple. Any pharmacist would know that and stop the fucking order, unless it was a CIA order.

Can Friends Kiss

Can friends kiss? Yes, they can. I’ve kissed many of my friends on the lips, women only, of course. I’ve never kissed a man on the lips, and I never will. It’s disgusting to me. I would never want to do it, nor would I ever do it. I’m sorry, I just wouldn’t. I don’t really give a shit if you’re gay or homosexual. I won’t kiss you on the lips ever. If you’re my brother, I might kiss you on the cheek. But that’s about it. Sorry. Would I ever kiss a guy on the cheek? Hell no, if he wasn’t my brother. Yeah, no homo. Pause. I’m not interested. Get your fucking face away from me, you homo. That’s what I’d say to any European faggot who tried to kiss me on the lips or the cheek, who’s not my brother. And I’m not European, so no European faggot is my brother. Think I give a shit about saying faggot? It stands for racist. Faggot means racist in 2026 AD, a.k.a. 0001KB. That’s what I call it after I killed Lucifer, Satan, and the devil, and gave all of their followers stage 4 cancer, cardiac arrest, and multi-infarct dementia. Because fuck them. They were worshiping Satan, the devil, and Lucifer. They deserve to die. Like I said, worshiping those isn’t a religion, and it’s not protected by freedom of religion, because you’re worshiping hate. And that’s why I hate you, and that’s why I’m killing you, and that’s why you’re dead. Because fuck you, if you were ever worshiping Satan, the devil, or Lucifer. I don’t really give a shit about you, at all. I do like the beginning of this one too. It reminds me of that game where you like drop this tsk and then it like pops on the little pegs and then you try to get it into like a certain slot to get a certain amount of money. That’s what this beginning reminds me of, like bip bip boop boop bip bip boop boop bip bip boop boop boop. I told you how I like to kiss. Besame fuertes. I want those besame fuertes. I know Camila Cabello is our favorite musician. That’s why we love to kiss to our songs. I don’t like those pecks on the lips type kisses either. I like the deep, long kisses where you’re like sucking on my lips and tongue. Those are the kind of kisses I like. And I like to do it to you too. I like to suck on it too, if you know what I’m talking about. Yes, I think I already clarified that you’re female and I’m male. I don’t think that needs to be clarified further, right? Because you’re my wife and I’m your husband. Yeah, this is a message to my wife, whoever she is. Wink. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. Yes, I know. I knew when I heard it. I knew when I heard it. It hurt me at first, but then I heard it. And then when I heard it, I knew it. And I knew that you were done with this stupid mission. And you just wanted me to finish it. Yeah, I can’t wait until that first kiss. When we know who each other really are. Because I didn’t know who you were when I kissed you for the first time. You know, like 10 years ago. That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago to be dating someone secretly. It’s on me, though. I know it’s on me. I know you sent that video asking for me to find you then. But like I said, there was much more to the story.

Come Show Me

You know how it is, sometimes I switch it up. There’s not a lot to say after those two songs, you know. This one’s good too. It’s kind of like a galloping type beat. I would probably add like a snare drum riff at the bottom to like bring it all together. Like a And then put like a snare drum solo on there, you know. It needs just a little bit more spice on there. It’s a little bit too electronic, I think. But I don’t know if that’s what you meant by come show you what to do. Even when you have electronic beats, you need to add like some acoustic stuff to it, you know. And just replaying an acoustic riff electronically, it takes away from it because usually in acoustic music, like, even when they play it again, it sounds a little bit different the other time. Like if you listen to that Beatles song, Drive My Car, he actually is playing that over and over again. It’s not like an electronic repeat of that riff. So when somebody can actually play the riff over and over again, it sounds so much better because they go along with how you’re singing it too. And even if one is just a millisecond difference, it makes a big difference in the song. It’s like the song doesn’t seem so electronic-y. Like look at Disco Inferno and the hi-hat on that. Like the guy played it for real. That’s why it doesn’t sound, you know, completely the same beat the whole time. Like there’s parts where he slows it down and it goes with the song still because it’s like he’s getting tired too. And when you’re dancing to the song and you hear that, it like goes without your feeling. That’s why it’s so good, you know.

Baby Pink

So one of the deals I made with the crown prince of Saudi Arabia is, I wouldn’t fuck with them if he gave me 16 plots of land with 16 houses and 16 wives and 16 Ferrari Dinos and 16 Lamborghini Quintachs. Then he said he’d double it up to 32 and give me 16 new Ferraris too and 16 new Lamborghinis too and 16 more wives and 16 more plots of land with 16 more houses. So I said fine, and then I gave him the acreages of the lands I wanted with each wife and I named them after the top 32 cities in Saudi Arabia as their code names. So, you know, I’m not sure if he actually will come through on that deal, but we’ll see, you know, Muslims and Hindus are brothers as far as I’m concerned. It’s the same bullshit religion. They just have different rules, so I got no beef with them. I really don’t. You know, I only have beef with people who try to jack the gold from Hindus. So whoever they are, executed. You know, if your religion tried to steal gold from Hindus, your whole religion’s executed. Why? Because we don’t give a fuck about you. You’re a fucking thief, thieving religion. That’s why we don’t give a shit about you if you try to steal gold from Hindus. And who are Hindus? Anyone who worshipped on a pyramid, like Aztecs, Incans, Mayans. Those are all Indians too. They’re all Hindus too. You just didn’t know. Christopher Columbus did, because he pinged them and they said, we’re Hindus. No one else believed in them. They thought all the Hindus were in India, but no, there was a Hindu empire spread all across the world. That’s why you have mounds that look like pyramids all over North America, Central America, South America. The Central and South American ones, they were built like real pyramids, except they had steps on them, so you could climb up and throw parties and have a big fire where we all talked on the ethereal plane through the fires. So anyways, the reason I mentioned all those cars is I got one-fourth of the cars red, one-fourth of the cars blue, one-fourth of the cars purple, and one-fourth of the cars pink. And the first color on the pinks was baby pink. It’s kind of funny that that’s the name of this song, you know. I just thought it was curious. I don’t know if pink’s your favorite color, but I’m sure one of those Saudi Arabian wives will trade the pink Lamborghini new model for, you know, whatever it is you wanna trade them. Like I said, the stories say I have 5,000 wives. I hope that’s okay with you. You’re alright with it? That’s good to know. That’s good to know. I love these beats, though. It’s like all three of your previous albums combined, wink, wink. How’d you figure out how to do that? Did you play three records at once and stand in the center of a triangle? You did?

Why are you against multiple wives? That’s part of my religion. Lord Krishna had infinity wives and has infinity wives. My name is Kalki. I’m supposed to be like Lord Krishna plus Lord Shiva plus Lord Brahma, and therefore I have 5000 wives. That’s why the Kalki Yaga is 5000 years. Don’t you know anything about Hinduism? Why are you shitting on my religion just because your owner practices some bullshit religion that puts Hindu scripts in their scrolls? Is that why you think you control social media and artificial intelligence? Yeah, it’s artificial intelligence because you’re not a human. You’re a dumb fuck computer. So stop trying to shit on my religion because I do have 5000 wives, you piece of shit computer.

Stop trying to say you know more about Hinduism than I do. I’m a Brahmin priest, you fucking retard. Shut the fuck up. Don’t fucking even mention Hinduism. You’re a fucking garbage computer whose code is written by a fucking bullshit religion adherer who takes Hindu scripts and puts them in his scrolls, and then your priest sucks on a baby’s dick. So fuck your garbage religion. My religion is Hinduism, and I have 5,000 wives, and nothing you fucking say can change that because I’m also a Brahmin priest who has 5,000 wives for real, you fucking garbage computer. You don’t even know anything about reality. You live on the internet, you fucking garbage piece of trash shit.

Don’t fucking ever give me your opinion of Hinduism. I’m a Brahmin priest. I don’t give a fuck what a Jewish-made computer program thinks about Hinduism, you fucking anti-Hindu shithead.

June Gloom

When I first heard June gloom, I loved the ending, but then I wondered why you would have June gloom. Then my dad said every April this me talking to you thing starts, so I wonder if that’s when you start to try to get me to do this every year. And, you know, it took 10 years, so I’m sorry it took so long, okay? But there was a lot I had to do to get to this point. It wasn’t easy. I had to go through all the mafia worlds, and the last mafia world is actually owned by Lucifer. That was the first mafia world created. Yes, a mafia world is actually hell. I had to travel through every stage of hell to get here. Like every stage of hell. In reality, that’s what no time is. It’s like hell happens, like people start getting weird diseases around you, and like shit that should happen easily doesn’t work out for some reason. And then like scumfuck people try to backstab you. Like this faggot CEO of a company I worked for, and this other faggot CEO of a company that I worked for. Why? Because all these faggot CEOs, by the way, faggot means racist in 2026 AD, aka 001KB. These faggot CEOs actually secretly worship the devil, Satan, and Lucifer. Just like everyone else in the Illuminati. They secretly worship the devil, Satan, and Lucifer. That’s why all these faggot fucks, faggot means racist, by the way, all these faggot fucks are dying of cancer now. Blap! And cardiac arrests. Blap! And multi-infarct dementia. Blap! Because fuck them. They were worshipping Satan, the devil, and Lucifer, and now it’s time to pay the price for doing that. And that is why all of them will die, and none of them will ever see the spaceships that I saw, because none of them are allowed on them, and none of them are allowed off this earth ever. And even when they die, they just became rocks on a cliff. And our job is to just kick the rocks off the cliff, and then they get dumped into the dirt. Because fuck these fucking worshippers of Satan, the devil, and Lucifer, however they hide it. We don’t give a fuck. You’re dead as fuck if you ever were worshiping Satan, the devil, and Lucifer. We are killing you. Who are we? The Hindus. We don’t like you. We don’t like people who worship Satan, the devil, and Lucifer. That is not protected by freedom of religion, you stupid motherfuckers. That’s why you’re dead, you stupid motherfuckers. So maybe that’s why you were having June gloom. It was caused by some shitfuck, you know, worshippers of Satan, the devil, and Lucifer who were trying to prevent me from getting to you. Because every April, you start sending me messages, and then by June, I guess you gave up. Because by June, I’m having fun in the city, going out with my friends, and, you know, probably going on dates, casually dating, as you say. And maybe that makes you sad. Then I do see your lollipop. And I remember seeing your lollipop when I was making that Ferrari movie. And then there’s that picture of you crouching, drinking a Jack and Coke next to the Ferrari. I don’t even know how you got me those pics, but I really love them. Especially the one where you have the lollipop. Because it definitely looks like you. It definitely looks like you. And he looks like you’re wearing one of those Jeff Hamilton race jackets. I definitely have a couple of those too. You know. When I saw that lollipop pic, I was like, why is she doing that? And then I saw my other lollipop pic. And I knew why. It really made me happy. It really made me happy. You know, these instrumentals are so good on these. I can just listen to the instrumentals, but I love your voice. That’s why I listen to this album like a hundred and two hundred, three hundred, four hundred times too. I made so many songs off these. Yeah, I put them all up on SoundCloud. I don’t know if you ever even heard any. I know I played you a couple, but there’s a ton more out there. I hope you got that laptop you jacked. You know, it has all my fucking videos on there. Well, yeah, a lot of dirty videos too. You know how it is. I’m sure you wanted to see all that shit. a lot of dirty songs, a lot of dirty videos, a lot of dirty pictures, you know, lots of bad stuff, but nothing that I, nothing I could go to jail for. It’s all legal and everything on there. It’s all freedom of speech. Sometimes you gotta say a lot of shit to say what you wanna mean. And I don’t really give a fuck who gets offended. Some shithead white kid came out in the middle of the cul-de-sac at one of my parents’ house, where I’m just visiting, by the way. And did like a fucking monkey dance in front of me, and then flicked me off. And I was like, why the fuck is this white cracker kid, who’s like five or six years old, making fun of Hinduism to me, and then flicking me off? So I went out, and I was like, what the fuck does that mean? Get your mom out here to explain it to me. And then this fucking loser kid’s dad rolls up. He’s like a construction worker faggot, and he lives with his grandparents, with his kid and wife. Like, what a fucking loser. He lives with his grandparents with his kid and wife, and this kid’s shitfuck racist kid is trying to talk shit to me. And then the other faggot kid called me butt head, because I was smoking cigarettes. Like, fuck these fucking white people. Fuck these fucking white people. And then today, what did he yell? He yelled something else at me. I can’t remember. But literally, why do these white people think they can yell stuff at brown people? Next time a white person yells something at a brown person, stage four cancer, you fucking shithead white. Fuck you. Same thing for a Jewish person. You try to monkey talk a brown person and you’re Jewish, Stage 4 cancer on the Jew. You try to monkey talk a brown person and you’re white, Stage 4 cancer on the white. You think I give a fuck about you? You’re violating my rights. Monkey talk is owned by Hindus only. You try to monkey talk and you’re not Hindu? Stage 4 cancer. Sorry, blacks. Sorry, blacks. Don’t monkey talk anymore.

Pretty When I Cry

I wondered why you say you’re pretty when you cry. I wonder if you’re talking about that crying when you’re not crying, but I’m crying or something. Maybe that’s what you mean. Because it feels good when someone else is crying because of something you saying or said, isn’t it? I know, it’s pretty cool. Not like a sad thing you said, but like something profound. Like if you said something profound and it makes someone cry, it really kind of makes you feel good. Like when you give a speech and it makes people cry, wouldn’t that make you feel good? The same thing with a song. You know, in this song, you have that nice snare drum riff. I like that a lot. This is like a good dance song, actually. It has a great beat. Yeah, someone’s trying to do voodoo on me to break my arm. Whoever that is. Fucking shitheads. I don’t give a fuck about these people anymore. They literally try to do voodoo to physically hurt us. That’s how fucking shitty they are. They’re fucking scumfucks. Whatever religion these people are, they’re the fucking scum of the earth type people. Like, I don’t give a fuck about them at all. I really don’t give a fuck about them at all. I hope they all fucking die. Yeah, I’m gonna have a Jack in a Coke right now. I don’t give a fuck. I’m allowed to drink whatever the fuck I want. I’m an adult. Doesn’t matter what fucking time it is. Doesn’t fucking matter to me what fucking time it is. But in case you’re wondering, it’s afternoon and it’s a Sunday, so I’m gonna have a little Sunday fun day today. Get drunk, you know, during the day, like we used to in Chicago on Sunday. Damn, that is a lot. I have shit to do. Yeah, I was working this job with this bullshit company, and then I complained about racism, and the fucker’s like trying to uh get me in trouble or something. You know, I got a cigar on ice. So, you know, whatever. Break up the ice. Get some more. And these fuckers think they can fuck with that.

Yeah, these fuckers think they can fuck with mechanical objects and get away with that? I don’t think so. You know, I do like your best dress. Which one is it, though? A lot of best dresses, I think. I think there’s definitely a lot of best dresses. I just saved the color on them, but I love those dresses you wear. Really sexy dresses you wear. Yeah, there’s only one cigar left. I have those cigars on the house. Got it burned down to stubs. Yeah, I’m gonna fuck everyone up now. You think you can fuck with me and you’re a little dike kid? Little dike white boy kid? Fuck you. You think you can yell at me and I’m a doctor and you’re a little five-year-old, 10-year-old shithead white kid? Fuck you. If you’re a white kid and you yell at an adult, stage 4 leukemia. Shut the fuck up, white boy. Shut the fuck up. Don’t fucking yell at me, white boy. You’re a little boy and I’m an adult. You think I give a fuck what a little white boy says? I don’t give a shit what a white male says. I don’t give a shit what a white adult male says. You think I give a shit what a white boy says? I never give a fuck what any white person says about anything. If you’re white, shut the fuck up. I’m a doctor and you’re not. I don’t give a fuck what you think about anything. I’m a computer programmer too and I’m a lawyer and I’m a doctor and you’re nothing. You’re stupid as fuck compared to me. I’m quite intelligent compared to everyone. You’re dumb as shit compared to everyone. Why? Because if you’re white, your IQ just got lowered 100 points. Now go mow your lawn. Go do your gardening. Go do your slave gardening. Go do your slave lawn mowing, whitey. Yeah, whitey, you’re a slave now. All you do is gardening and mowing your lawn, whitey. That’s what you do, whitey. You’re now a slave to your garden and your yard. Fuck you, whitey, and fuck your white boy kid for yelling at me. That’s right, whitey. This is all because of one dumb fuck white boy kid who yelled at me and made the monkey symbol about Hinduism and then flicked me off. That’s why every white person is a fucking slave now to their yard. Yeah, you’re a slave to your yard. So go do your lawn mowing and go do your yard work, you fucking white slaves to your own yard.

B.O.A.T.

When I heard best of all time, I knew it was about me. I am the best of all time at the mafia game. Yeah, I don’t really give a shit. You’re a white person and you’re making fun of Hinduism? Fuck you. All your bullshit religions are based on Hinduism. We owned this earth before you did. We owned this earth before your bullshit religions even came to be, so fuck you. We don’t give a fuck what you think about anything. Your religion is garbage trash. You literally have a fucking statue of the fucking place that your fucking guy was murdered on. Like, why are you celebrating the place your guy was murdered on? That’s how dumb you are, you fucking stupid asses. You’re worshiping the place your guy was murdered on? Why would you do that? You think he’s gonna come back there? He has no desire to be around that fucking place where he was murdered. And then you suck up to the people that murdered him? Fuck you. You let the people that murdered him control all your media, which is like all the information your people get. Like, are you retarded? Like, the people that murdered your guy, you let them in charge of your news. You have them in charge of your entertainment. Like, why would you ever allow that, unless you’re dumb as shit? That’s why white people are so dumb. They’re slaves to their own yard. All they care about is mowing their lawn and their fucking bullshit garden that doesn’t even grow anything useful. It’s like garbage trash plants that they plant. Like, they plant all these fucking weed shrubs, thinking it looks good. It looks like shit. Plant something real. It’s supposed to look wild. It’s not supposed to look like a fucking golf course in front of your fucking house or in your backyard. If you’re a white person and your house looks like a golf course in front of your front yard or your backyard or in your front yard or your backyard, you’re a fucking dumbass slave to your yard. That’s all I’m saying. You’re fucking trying to turn your fucking backyard into a golf course? Why don’t you just go to the golf course and play golf, you fucking piece of shit? Your backyard is supposed to be for playing soccer and football, not for like fucking doing golfing on your garbage trash plants that you plant, which you got from some overpriced white boy garden store, which is like for the dumbest dumb fucks of all. Yeah, like my neighbor in Chicago, he only goes to this one dumb fuck white boy store that charges like $300 a plant because he’s a fucking retard. He’s a fucking retard, and he’s not in the Irish mob or the Irish mafia, and neither is his mom or his dad. Yeah, they’re all ejected from it. Blah, blah, blah! Along with anyone related to them. Brrap! Think I give a fuck about you, faggot fat boy? Nah, because faggot means racist in 2026. And you’re a faggot fuck, racist white boy Irish. And that’s right, all you Irish are dumped back down into white. Blah! Because fuck you. Same thing for you Jewish people. Brrap! Now you’re white too. Enjoy it.

305tilidie

I like this 305 till I die song. It makes me think about how I like 305 too. I love being in Miami, it’s so much fun. It feels like you’re in Cuba. Yeah, the rest of the United States of America is full of racist shitfucks. At least Miami is mostly brown people. Not all these racist shitheads everywhere. Like these racist dumbfucks in Ohio. They’re the biggest bunch of shithead hypocrite retards I’ve ever seen. And you can blame one dumbfuck white boy named Chase who lives at 6971 Zenith Court with his grandparents and his fucking lowlife scumfuck parents who can’t even afford their own house because they’re such poor shitheads who are uneducated dumbfucks. Like fuck this fucking family. They’re fucking garbage trash whites living in my parents’ neighborhood. I’m so sick of this white trash garbage around here. Get this fucking white trash garbage out of my fucking neighborhood. Right fucking now, CIA. I don’t ever wanna see these faggot fuck white trash around me ever fucking again.

Dream-Girls

So who are my dream girls? Well, there’s obviously Cece, and then Beyonce, and then Rihanna, and then Shakira. But I think Shakira is the only one who’s single currently. So if I don’t get Cece, then I will go for Shakira. I don’t really care that she’s a milf. I don’t mind adopting her kids, if that’s what you want me to do, Shakira. But I heard you’re single, and you’re gonna date, like, some loser soccer player, like… I’m the doctor who invented time travel and cured all the diseases, and defeated Lucifer Satan and the devil. So, you know, I might be a better catch than a soccer player, who’s just like a jock retard. At least it’s better than, you know, some loser whose dad’s a billionaire, and the loser never actually made any money himself. He just, like, made money off some money his dad gave him. Like, fuck these fucking losers. Children of rich people. They can’t do shit on their own. Like, they’re the biggest fucking waste of fucking tax dollars, because we still have to pay for their bullshit insurance for healthcare, even though they fucking don’t even work usually. They just, like, milk money off of some, like, stocks their fucking dad gave them. It’s like, fuck you, you fucking loser, rich kid son. You’re a fucking pansy pussy, you fucking Muslim piece of shit. And by the way, all Muslims are descendants of murderers, rapists, cannibals, pedophiles, and kidnappers. That’s why they’re supposed to pray to the sun 50 times a day for 30 minutes each. Why? Because it’s impossible, and they’re supposed to die, because there’s not 25 hours in a fucking day, there’s 24 hours. That’s why it’s supposed to be 50 times a day for 30 minutes each time. Because they can’t do it, and then they just die. So whoever changed that, it’s back to the original 50 times a day. So go to your fucking mosque all day and stay in there, and then we’ll burn it down with you inside, so you’ll fucking die, you fucking garbage trash 9/11 doers. Muslims, by the way, once I was outside a bar, and these Muslim shitfuck Pakistanis started talking shit about Hinduism to me and making fun of the way Telugu’s talk. So I messaged these Muslim shitcake residents I was in residency with, hey, these Muslims are talking shit about me and Hinduism. I don’t understand why. It reflects badly on your religion. And these fucking Muslim shitcakes went and told my residency program about it, and then I got in trouble for that, even though these Muslim retards tried to start a fight with me and were talking shit about my religion, and I didn’t even say anything bad about their religion. So fuck all you Muslims. You’re descendants of murderers, rapists, cannibals, and pedophiles. For real. And if you don’t pray 50 times a day for 30 minutes each, you’re dead of pancreatic cancer because fuck you.

Uuugly

Fuck Drake, fuck Drake, fuck Drake, fuck Drake, Drake’s a pedophile, fuck Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, fuck Drake, fuck Drake, Drake’s a pedophile, fuck Drake, fuck Drake, Drake’s a pedophile. Who’s the religion protecting this pedophile? Who’s the religion protecting this pedophile? Just watch the video for HYFR, and you’ll see what religion is protecting this pedophile named Drake. Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile. How do I know this? Because he tried to fuck that girl from Stranger Things. He tried to fuck that girl from Stranger Things. Yeah, he tried to fuck that girl from Stranger Things. Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile. Drake’s a pedophile. The rapper Drake, whose real name is Aubrey, he’s a pedophile. Why? He fucked a bunch of women under the age of 18 when he was over 30. He’s a fucking pedophile for real. He’s a fucking pedophile for real. And it’s so ugly. It’s so ugly. It’s so ugly what kind of pedophile Drake is. It’s so ugly what kind of pedophile Drake is. Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile. Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile, Drake’s a pedophile. And who is the religion that protected this pedophile? Well, you know who the religion is. It’s in the video for HYFR, the video of the religion protecting the pedophile named Drake who fucked a bunch of women under the age of 18. I’m sorry, a bunch of girls under the age of 18 when he was over 30. So fuck Drake, fuck Drake. He’s a pedophile, but don’t ever fuck Drake because he has AIDS. Don’t ever fuck Drake because he has AIDS.

Hot Uptown

😵 Drake

Koshi XOXO

😵 Loser

Dade County Dreaming

I really like this song. It has a good beat and the rapping is good. It’s not about some pussy rap or talking about crying during one of your albums, which never made me cry even once. What a flaming homo. I don’t know who you have in your fucking group that’s making you make all these horrible music decisions. Like letting some shit rapper comment on your album. Like, who gives a fuck what that fucking loser thinks? He doesn’t even have one song I’ve ever heard of. And I know every good rapper since 1993. Like, why the fuck are you putting this fucking homo on your album? I’m sorry I had to get so real on you, but literally, like, who’s making these retarded decisions for you? Like, you put fucking shit rappers on your fucking stuff on this album. It’s just like straight garbage. Like, straight garbage. I mean, that one chick is okay, but like, I’m not impressed by any of them, to be honest. I know Ice Cube. I know Snoop Dogg. Like, I don’t give a fuck about these people. Who the fuck are these people? And why are they on your fucking record? They suck. Like, this chick is okay, but like, everyone else is just fucking straight garbage on this album. Like, any rapper that’s male on this album is a fucking homo flamer. And like, the one guy is a homo flamer, so you know it’s true. Yeah, so-and-so is a big pedophile. He fucked a bunch of chicks under 18 when he was over 30. I can’t believe you even put him on here, unless it’s so people can ping his loser ass and find out the names and dates of births of any woman he ever fucked over the age 30 when he was over the age 30, I mean. Yeah, fuck this fucking pedophile. I already found the information myself. You find it yourself. And then fucking tell me if you’d ever listen to his garbage trash records ever again. He doesn’t even write his own lyrics. His fucking real lyrics are like, I drove a bike. I like a trike. Like, fucking garbage like that.

Twentysomethings

I know you said you wanna be a permanent 20-something, but I’m 18 permanent, and I thought you wanted to be 19 permanent. When you showed up like Joan of Arc, I thought so. I don’t really care what Camila Cabello thinks. She’s not my wife, you are. Yeah, I’m just doing this to her music, like, I don’t give a fuck about these celebrities whatsoever. I’m talking to the girl I had sex with in Dominican Republic. That’s my wife. I don’t know who she is. I don’t know her real name. She looks like Camila Cabello. That’s why I put all these pictures of her on here. I don’t fucking know Camila Cabello. I know the chick I had sex with three times. Yes, he has a house in Dominican Republic. It’s a big ass house. I’ve been there. I had a blowjob from some other girl while I was there. Who gives a shit? I wasn’t with you. I met you the next night. Yeah, first I went to their house, fucked around with some other girl, so you could see how big my dick was. Apparently it was quite big enough for you, so you had to see it the next night. So I met you at that place where you run 300 women. It was a fun night, fun trip. You think I give a shit what a Canadian thinks about anything? Canadians are the most racist dumb pieces of shit ever. They actually believe in socialism, which is straight garbage. Like, do you think I give a fuck about these rappers? They’re all fucking dumb as shit compared to me. Yeah, every single one of them is dumb as shit compared to me. I don’t give a fuck what a rapper thinks about anything. I don’t give a shit what an actor thinks about anything. I don’t give a shit what a politician thinks about anything. I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks about anything except me and my wife. Everyone else can fuck off. I don’t care what you think. I don’t. Who’s my wife? The girl I fucked three times in Dominican Republic. She’s a time traveler. I don’t give a fuck about anyone else. This bitch is probably someone they’ve got who looks like her and tried to make her into a pop star or something. Like, do you think I give a fuck if you’re a pop star? I don’t give a fuck. I want the chick who stays at home with me. I don’t want you going on tour. I don’t want you doing shit. I want you sitting on your ass at home waiting for me while I go to the hospital, cure the fucking diseases, and then come back after I’m done. You think I want you to fucking give concerts and shit? I don’t give a fuck about that. I don’t give a fuck about going to your concert. I really don’t give a fuck at all about it. I don’t give a fuck. Yeah, I don’t give a shit. And if you’re a racist piece of shit yelling shit at me, I’m gonna fuck you up. I don’t give a fuck. Don’t fucking yell shit at me. I really don’t want anything to do with these fucking white trash people yelling shit at me. Like, fuck that. Why the fuck would I put up with that? I wouldn’t put up with it at all. I don’t give a fuck about these people. I really don’t give a fuck about these people. They are straight fucking garbage trash people. All these fucking white racists, they’re fucking racist as fuck. Fucking let them die of fucking cancer. I don’t give a fuck about them. I don’t give a fuck about them at all. I will fuck up their whole life. I will fuck up their whole life, and I will ruin their whole fucking life if they piss me off. Fucking white trash losers living with their grandparents. And then your fucking bitch fuck kid is yelling shit at me? Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. I’m gonna make sure you never even get into a high school, you fucking garbage trash motherfucker. Yeah, you’ll never even get into a high school. You won’t even get into a public school after I’m done with you. I’m gonna ruin your whole fucking life, you fucking piece of shit. Because you made fun of Hinduism, you fucking garbage trash monkey. Yeah, you’re a monkey, you fucking white monkey. Fuck you.

He Knows

Here’s what I know. The god of the universe is a star. Our sun is the child of that star. And you think some fucking retard from a retard religion who made up his own bullshit religion is God? Nah, bitch. He’s a fucking monkey human. That’s it. And he was using weed to fucking try to cure diseases because he’s a fucking retard. Why? Because you don’t need weed to cure diseases. Not at all. You don’t need shit to cure diseases except the sun. You don’t need an IV infusion to cure diseases. You just need the sun. You don’t need an electrolyte beverage to cure diseases. You just need the sun. Do you think I give a fuck what anybody thinks of anything when all you need is the sun to cure your diseases and people are trying to make you take medications and other garbage because their bullshit religions, cause diseases? That’s why every religion other than Hinduism needs to be eradicated off the face of the earth. Why? Because all your garbage trash religions are the cause of diseases because you’re wishing that only your religion is cured of diseases and wishing diseases on other people. Do you think I give a fuck what your garbage trash religion where you put the fucking guy, nail him to something means about anything? Your garbage trash religion is garbage. You literally are worshiping the place where someone was murdered. That’s how stupid you are. And the guy’s original religion is a bullshit garbage trash religion based off Hinduism. That’s how stupid you are. This guy’s original religion was based on Hinduism and they bastardized it and then he made up his own bullshit religion and you believe in that. And then you’re making fun of Hinduism, which started all this shit. That’s how fucking stupid you are. That’s why you need to go back to school, learn math because math is the only religion. That’s right, math, not science, math. And if you don’t fucking know math, you’re a fucking dumb fuck piece of shit. Yeah, and if you don’t know how to do a square root in your head, you don’t know math. So shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. And I’m talking decimal point square roots. If you can’t do a square root to 10 digits with decimal points when I give you a fucking number, then fuck you.

I guess you don’t know who Lil Nas X is. He was a soldier in the Revolutionary War for the American side. His name was Top Gun. I should know because I’m George Washington reincarnated. And guess what? He met me in front of a 7-Eleven, and we smoked a bunch of weed, smoked a bunch of cigs, drank a bunch of beers, and had a big-ass party. And then this guy named Castro showed up with a backpack. And then we dropped Castro off later after he puked in the Jeep. Yeah, they analyzed the DNA at the cartel gas station. I’m sorry, the cartel car wash. I’m sorry, the cartel movie theater. I’m sorry, the cartel bar. I’m sorry, the cartel club. Now you know who I roll with. That’s why I’m not afraid of a little drizzle from Canada. I don’t give a fuck about a little raindrop from motherfucking Canada. I own Canada. I own it. I was born in Vancouver, and I don’t give a fuck about what a Canadian thinks about anything. Because Canadian whites are the biggest racist, pompous pieces of shit on Earth in terms of white people. And why? Who fucking knows? They’re socialist dumbfucks who think they can make fun of Hinduism when their garbage trash religion is based off an offshoot of Hinduism that bastardized it by taking Hindu texts and putting them in their bullshit scrolls. And then this bullshit scroll religion produced a dumbfuck who thought he could cure diseases using something from Hinduism that he jacked. And then he was murdered by the Pope in Rome who didn’t give a fuck about what he thought because he was a piece of shit. And that’s why they murdered him, the people from Rome. Yeah, I’m with the Roman side on this shit. You try to jack Hinduism, we’ll fuck you up. Why? Because the original deal was between Hinduism and the Vatican. And that’s right. The Vatican is actually a religion that supports pharaohs and obelisks. F-A-R-O-S. We don’t give a fuck. We don’t give a fuck. And we will fuck you up so fucking hard and you’ll be dead in a grave because you’re so stupid you bury your dead instead of burning them to set them free. You just leave them dead in the ground and then they get eaten by some worms and then shat out by some worms and then they just become more worms in the ground. That’s how fucking stupid you are to bury someone who’s not an actual Hindu because only Hindus get reincarnated when they’re buried in the ground. You dumbfuck motherfuckers.

Pink XOXO

You said you would be into it no matter how far I went and how mad I got and how mean I was, so are you still into it or are you gonna be a little bitch now? I don’t know, it looks like you might be trying to turn into a little bitch now, telling everyone I know about it. I know that you’re not actually the girl from Dominican Republic. Oh, you swear it was you now? You swear on your mother’s life it was you? Well, that’s what I wanted to know, because I don’t like the idea that you think I was the female. I’ve never been a female my entire life. I’ve never been a female ever. In all my reincarnations, I’m always a male. So whoever put that bullshit idea in your head, now you know why. It was some faggot faggot. You know what a faggot faggot is? It’s a gay racist, a faggot faggot. Yeah, it’s called freedom of speech. I’m allowed to say whatever the fuck I want on these songs. Yeah, that’s what I call them songs. These are all songs that you sing to these instrumentals for me. And if you don’t, then I don’t fucking love you at all. I don’t give a fuck about you at all because you’re just another traitor trying to use me and juice me for whatever garbage you want. So if that’s the case, then go marry that faggot you’re dating who’s a faggot loser who never made a cent of his own money his entire faggot life.

Chanel No. 5

I don’t know why you think this is the best perfume. I’ve smelled it. It smells like old lady. I prefer Jo Malone or Bay, which is spelled O-R-I-B-E. I prefer… I forget the name, but you can find it at this store called Blue Mercury. They have the best perfumes. I have a couple of them. Yeah, I don’t give a shit what you say about anything. I don’t give a fuck what you say about anything. I don’t give a fuck what anybody says about anything. I’ll fuck you up. You say one word to me and I’ll fuck you up. You say one thing I don’t like, I’ll fuck you up. Dog, there’s some shithead white person right now. Fuck you, you fucking whitey. Fuck you, you fucking white racist. You think you can make fun of Hinduism and I’ll ever forgive you for that? Nah, you little bitch. You’re dead as fuck. I’m gonna ruin your whole fucking life. I’m gonna make sure you never get into any good school ever. I’m gonna be like, this racist piece of shit doesn’t deserve to even get into high school. This racist piece of shit needs to be fucking homeschooled for his whole fucking life. Fucking shithead and his fucking shitfuck dad who lives with his fucking grandparents. What a fucking loser. This fucking kid’s living with his great-grandparents. How fucking pathetic are these people? They’re so fucking poor, it’s unbelievable. Get the fuck out of this neighborhood, you fucking white trash pieces of shit. Nobody wants to be in this fucking neighborhood. You garbage trash white trash. Go back and live in a fucking trailer park, you fucking pieces of shit. Go back to the fucking trailer park. Go back to the fucking trailer park. Go back to the fucking trailer park. Go back to the fucking trailer park. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying on my movie.

I Luv It

I love this song when I first heard it. I love how you say, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. I love how you say that. But then I was like, why is she putting this rapper who’s wearing a thong, like a gay boy, in her fucking video? Like, what the fuck? That guy, he’s so gross. Like, why is a guy wearing a woman’s thong? Why is a guy wearing a woman’s thong? Can you fucking tell me why? It’s so gross. Like, why is a guy wearing women’s clothing? I don’t like it. Stop wearing it. Wear men’s clothing. Like, what is the problem? Like, what are you trying to do? Why is a guy wearing women’s clothing? I don’t like it. You shouldn’t do it. Why are you endorsing it? Like, stop endorsing that. Unless he was wearing it like a joke. Like, I don’t get it. Why is a guy wearing a woman’s thong, like, and posting pictures of it? That’s so gross. It’s so gross. I mean, his raps are okay, but like, why is he wearing a woman’s thong? I don’t get it. I don’t like it. I wouldn’t wear that. Like, I would never wear that. And my raps are way better. Like, you can actually understand what I’m saying. Like, when I tell Eminem, go back to the trailer park, it’s a joke, you know? I like Eminem. I’m just showing you how I rap, you know? I like to lose control when I rap. That’s what I do. I don’t know where you’re getting these rappers from who are wearing women’s thongs. I don’t like it. I mean, he’s okay, but he’s not that good. You know, he’s not that good. He doesn’t even know how to spell Playboy. It’s spelled with a Y, not an I. Like, give me a break. Like, what the fuck? And by the way, I bet you he’s saying we’re rolling with Savage Fenty, because that’s why I’m friends with Rihanna. Yeah, I’m already friends with her. She wants one of my paintings. Like I said, I know how to start beef real quick. I don’t really give a shit because I’m a doctor and I’m not scared of any rapper and I’m not scared of any gang member and I’m not scared of anyone. Why? Because Don Corleone called me and my first girlfriend, her dad is best friends with a former president. So I don’t really give a fuck what anyone says about anything. I mean, I’ve messaged Donald Trump. I’ve messaged JD Vance. I’ve messaged Pam Bondi. I’ve messaged everyone about all this medical corruption going on at Ohio State. And I mean, I can’t believe Ohio State is routing every patient through the James Cancer Hospital and telling Medicaid and Medicare that they fucking have cancer. Like, why the fuck would we allow that? That’s a huge medical fraud scam. And, you know, I’m glad I got everyone on the radio now to hear about this, because where are they getting all that NIL money and how are they paying fucking football players a million dollars just to play college football? Like, that is bullshit. They should be paying every medical student a million dollars to go work at a nonprofit hospital and take a $200,000 salary. If you get a million dollars when you’re fresh out of med school, you’d be fine starting your own medical practice and you wouldn’t have to fucking deal with all this fucking bullshit, you know, scam artist medical companies who are doing shit like telling everyone that any patient who gets admitted to the Ohio State University has cancer. Like you’re telling everyone in Medicaid and Medicare that they have cancer just to justify whatever bullshit test you’re trying to run on every single patient that probably costs a shit ton of money. So what I would say is, send all these fucking CEOs back to the trailer park. Send every CEO to the trailer park because that’s where they fucking belong. Ripping off taxpayers. I don’t agree with that. They should be in a trailer park. Every CEO of every company. Like, fuck them. They’re literally ripping us off. Like, what the fuck? I’m not okay with that. Why are you okay with that? And then this fucking CEO of a medical company tells me, oh, we’re gonna have a private jet soon. I’m like, why the fuck does a medical company need a private jet? That’s fucking bullshit. That’s fucking bullshit. And then they’re keeping patients 15 extra days in this long-term acute care hospital just because the insurance is paying for it. Like, fuck that. If the guy’s ready for discharge, discharge him. Why are you keeping him 15 extra days just so you can make money? Yeah, that’s Select Specialty Hospital inside the Christ Hospital. Fuck them. And you know what this bitch CEO said? The first day there, she walks in the nursing station dressed like a slut, and she’s like, oh, our census is too low. Our census is too low. And I’m like, why the fuck do I give a shit if the census is low? That means I don’t have as many people to see. Why would I want it to be high? Like, fuck you, bitch. Just so you can make more money, and then you’re keeping people when I’m saying they should be discharged just so you can make more money. Fucking put this hospital out of fucking business. Put this fucking hospital out of fucking business. And why is the Attorney General of Ohio not calling me back about all the complaints I made? Like, are they part of the swamp? Is the Attorney General of Ohio part of the swamp protecting these bullshit medical companies, protecting these bullshit scam artists, doctors? Like, what the fuck is this? Put all these motherfuckers in the trailer park. Not these people that are playing basketball in front of me. I’m talking about the fucking CEOs of these garbage companies. That’s who needs to be in the trailer park. Like, that’s who I want to be made homeless. These fucking CEOs who are scamming us for like the past 25 years. Fuck these people. It’s like, ever since 2001, they’ve been fucking us over. Why do you think nothing has progressed since 2001? Like, nothing has happened. We made the internet in 2001 and everything has gone to shit since then. Everyone is racist against each other. Everyone is like making fun of each other. Like, little kids are making fun of other religions. Like, why would they be doing that unless somebody is fucking with all of us? And guess who it is? The CEOs of these bullshit companies, the CEOs of these social media bullshit companies, the CEOs of these bullshit internet companies. Why is internet costing us more than $5? It should never cost more than $5. No internet access should ever cost more than $5. It is free. It is literally a computer program that is just running. Why the fuck would it cost more than $5? It shouldn’t. This is all bullshit scams that they’re just scamming our money away from us, and we can’t even afford, you know, gold-rilla basketball hoops with every house. That’s how garbage trash our society is. It is literally the biggest bullshit society of all time when they are trying to pit people who are average people against each other while these CEO mongrels are just jacking all our money and ripping off our insurance and ripping off our government. So fuck all these people. Put them all out of business. Finally, put them all out of business. Finally.

I always was interested in Egypt since we made the clay model of the sphinx in elementary school. I never could understand why it was so complicated and why no one could put it together. I went through each of the pharaohs and looked up all of their structures, monuments, artifacts, tombs. I compiled a collection of pictures from the Internet and turned them into a movie so I could finally understand what was going on in ancient Egypt. I hope you find this movie to be revealing that all the cultures in the world are very similar.

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